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Anheuser-Busch CEO issues statement following Dylan Mulvaney backlash

Posted on 4/14/23 at 2:53 pm
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
99940 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 2:53 pm




Bunch of mealy mouthed corporate non-speak. Don't apologize, Don't mention the controversy. Just throw in some red meat lines about America's heartland, your employees, the military, first responders, hard work and freedom. Those stupid conservatives will eat that shite up and be back to drinking your piss water in no time.

Your move America.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
101878 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 2:54 pm to
“I have come here to read a prepared statement.

ahem… “frick you!”

That is all.”
Posted by Hetfield
Dallas
Member since Jun 2013
8542 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 2:57 pm to
No apology, nothing indicating they did anything wrong, & no mention of any accountability for anyone at the company for this happening. Welcome to your new America.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
55748 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 2:57 pm to
That's an incredible amount of words used to say absolutely nothing.

And in saying nothing, it speaks volumes.

Here are my words: "frick off, Anheuser-Busch."
This post was edited on 4/14/23 at 2:59 pm
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
12594 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 2:58 pm to
He didn't really say anything about the issue. Did he think we wouldn't notice he didn't take a side.

Either disavow and fire those responsible
Or embrace the advertisement.
Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
22813 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 2:58 pm to
quote:

Moving forward, I will continue to work tirelessly to bring great beers to consumers across our nation.


bullshite
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22040 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 2:59 pm to
"My time serving this country"

Da fuq?

What a douche nozzle.
Posted by Jjdoc
Cali
Member since Mar 2016
54833 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 2:59 pm to
Yeah.. Rock meet hard place created by... Anheuser-Busch
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
14345 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:00 pm to
If he wanted to move the needle at all, the last paragraph would have said, "As such, I have fired the dumbass chick who put my company in the middle of this bullshite, costing the company billions of dollars. For those of you interested, her arse did bounce slightly off the pavement when she was unceremoniously booted out of our corporate headquarters. I will sit back with a cold Bud Light as I contemplate this dumb bitch going to work for one of our competitors."
This post was edited on 4/14/23 at 3:01 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
124288 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:01 pm to
If he truly didn’t know about it he was put in an impossible position.

If he comes out against transgender BS his entire life is over. They will destroy him.
Posted by Timeoday
Easter Island
Member since Aug 2020
14547 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
17751 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:01 pm to
Word Salad of Nothingness.
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
13373 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:02 pm to
Butt - Wipe - Err.
Posted by Lsuhoohoo
Member since Sep 2007
99940 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:02 pm to
If they had pissed off the rainbow warriors of the left, he'd release a teary eyed video begging for forgiveness

"We heard you. It's our consumers job to hold us accountable and we fell short. We failed you. We vow to do better in the future for each and every one of you."
Posted by Wednesday
Member since Aug 2017
16542 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:03 pm to
That’s called an unplogy

frick off Anheuser Bush for mocking women
Posted by TarHeel408
NC
Member since Mar 2017
1494 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:03 pm to
He admitted that the trans issue divides people, which is pretty big for a CEO. I mean, they try not to say anything when they talk so they can't be nailed for it later.

My guess is that Alissa will be quietly pushed out soon.
Posted by Athis
Member since Aug 2016
14681 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:03 pm to
They did this to make more money... Don't sit there and talk how many people you employ.. You put those people's jobs at risk by some stupid marketing ploy and now it is blowing up in your face... The only way to get back some of the business is to do a complete flush of all the dolts that were in charge of the marketing and make it public of their firing...
Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
13539 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:04 pm to
As CEO, your mission is to create shareholder value.

You and your executives, did the opposite.




Everything else here is PR, so gfy
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
35043 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:04 pm to
Seen Better salad at Ruby Tuesday

“We love America.... please go back to buying our beer … I’d really love to pay for that house in aspen !!”
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
Undisclosed Secure Location
Member since Feb 2008
22006 posts
Posted on 4/14/23 at 3:04 pm to
I saw that earlier and it sucks. He’d been better off picking a side. Now both sides will be pissed.
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