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re: You're a burglar... but you can only steal things that mildly inconvenience your victims.

Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:06 am to
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:06 am to
Can opener
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:07 am to
1 out of every pair of socks
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
2963 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:09 am to
All the women.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:10 am to
I’m stealing all shoes in the house
Posted by DLauw
SWLA
Member since Sep 2011
6086 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:10 am to
Breakers
Posted by SaturdayTraditions
Down Seven Bridges Rd
Member since Sep 2015
3284 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:12 am to
The plungers. Nobody ever looks at the plunger until you need it and by that time you're going to have turd covered floors.
Posted by Purple Spoon
Hoth
Member since Feb 2005
17882 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:13 am to
Car keys

Shower heads

Towels

Posted by keks tadpole
Yellow Leaf Creek
Member since Feb 2017
7586 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:13 am to
Coffee filters
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:17 am to
That is kind of a big deal.

Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
51748 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:18 am to
Every battery and lightbulb, even the spares.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6415 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:27 am to
Bye bye lids to every pot and pan
Posted by Glorious
Mobile
Member since Aug 2014
24533 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:28 am to
All shower and faucet handles
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:29 am to
Your car turn signals.
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
4672 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:30 am to
One of each sock.
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3494 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:30 am to
quote:

1 out of every pair of socks


Is this not the dryers job?
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
15916 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:31 am to
All the soap.
Posted by Sus-Scrofa
Member since Feb 2013
8172 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:31 am to
quote:

Garage door opener batteries


Easy to switch a battery, it’d be funnier to steal one garage door spring. A lot of people would have no idea how to untrap themselves.
This post was edited on 6/8/21 at 8:32 am
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
3494 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:32 am to
All of the light switches.
Posted by Thracken13
Aft Cargo Hold of Serenity
Member since Feb 2010
16053 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:32 am to
every light switch - not the plate itself, but every switch
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30279 posts
Posted on 6/8/21 at 8:32 am to
Coffee, I’m stealing all your coffee.
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