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Your favorite excuses to show up to work late.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:38 pm
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:38 pm
I like to put a bandaid over the vein in my elbow and say I had to get blood work done.
I also like to change my tire to a spare the night before. Then when I roll into work late I just tell them I had a flat.
I also like to change my tire to a spare the night before. Then when I roll into work late I just tell them I had a flat.
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Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:39 pm to Richard Grayson
"just not feeling it today"
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:39 pm to Richard Grayson
I told my ex that I died in a car accident so that I didn’t have to pay child support anymore
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:40 pm to Richard Grayson
My scrotum got caught in my zipper.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:41 pm to Richard Grayson
had a shot at morning sex and took it
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:41 pm to Richard Grayson
I was carjacked by a black mermaid and when I got back home I learned my house had been robbed by a white burglar
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:41 pm to Richard Grayson
This is why working from home is the best.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:41 pm to Richard Grayson
I live in Houston so I always blame traffic. I’m usually not lying.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:42 pm to Richard Grayson
Buy a half dozen donuts and bring them to work. If they ask why I was late I mention I had to stop and pick up donuts for the branch.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:42 pm to Richard Grayson
If you need an excuse like you are 5, just tell them you ate some bad oysters the night before..
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:43 pm to Richard Grayson
I just make up for coming in late by leaving early. Have to maintain that work / life balance.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:44 pm to Richard Grayson
I can probably count on one hand how many times I've been late. It's my greatest anxiety.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:46 pm to Richard Grayson
Just couldn't make it on time.
It was like a full crowd scene at the food line.
It was like a full crowd scene at the food line.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:47 pm to Richard Grayson
Porter didn't want to get in the truck
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:47 pm to Richard Grayson
I had to take a shite.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:48 pm to Richard Grayson
Water pipe busted in the house. Huge mess. Gonna be a few hours late
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:48 pm to Richard Grayson
Got some shite in my eye. Just couldn't see myself coming in today.
Goldfish had puppies
Got halfway here and realized I forgot my truck
Goldfish had puppies
Got halfway here and realized I forgot my truck
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:49 pm to Bullfrog
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I just make up for coming in late by leaving early. Have to maintain that work / life balance.
This man gets it. Clocking in and out is silly for most of us. I understand some have to do it. Industrial/shift jobs. Retail, fast food.
But to answer the question…I just show up and if someone asks I say “kids…you know.”
Posted on 10/5/22 at 8:50 pm to Richard Grayson
“$&c* off, I own this place.”
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