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You put a dollar in the vending machine at work
Posted on 9/6/16 at 1:55 pm
Posted on 9/6/16 at 1:55 pm
and the coil turns, but your Peanut M&M's remain stuck fast.
What do you do?
A. Bang on the machine, hoping to create enough vibration to make your candy fall
B. Rock the machine back and forth until the item falls
C. Put another dollar in the machine and hope you get two packs of M&Ms
D. Call the number on the machine and work it out with Sodexho
E. None of the above. Walk away because it just wasn't meant to be...
What do you do?
A. Bang on the machine, hoping to create enough vibration to make your candy fall
B. Rock the machine back and forth until the item falls
C. Put another dollar in the machine and hope you get two packs of M&Ms
D. Call the number on the machine and work it out with Sodexho
E. None of the above. Walk away because it just wasn't meant to be...
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Posted on 9/6/16 at 1:56 pm to Jax-Tiger
C
Posted on 9/6/16 at 1:56 pm to Jax-Tiger
B
Posted on 9/6/16 at 1:56 pm to Jax-Tiger
throw brick.
eat lots of snacks
blow up bathroom
eat lots of snacks
blow up bathroom
Posted on 9/6/16 at 1:57 pm to Jax-Tiger
D, their customer service is excellent.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 1:57 pm to Jax-Tiger
B
And if something else falls out while I'm doing that aswell then that's karma for the machine
And if something else falls out while I'm doing that aswell then that's karma for the machine
Posted on 9/6/16 at 1:57 pm to Jax-Tiger
F. Go to truck and retrieve pistol
Posted on 9/6/16 at 1:57 pm to Jax-Tiger
C. The double never fails.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 1:58 pm to Jax-Tiger
B -
also B when you walk by and notice someone did D, E.
also B when you walk by and notice someone did D, E.
This post was edited on 9/6/16 at 2:00 pm
Posted on 9/6/16 at 1:58 pm to Jax-Tiger
Cry like a child until someone offers help. That's how my generation gets shite done.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 1:58 pm to Jax-Tiger
F. Three point stance. Say "hut hut." Run into that bitch.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:00 pm to Jax-Tiger
quote:
your Peanut M&M's
You fat Baw ?
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:02 pm to Jax-Tiger
I get excited because now it's 2 for 1. Our machines at work have a sensor somehow built in where if something doesn't fall it turns again. Usually you get the one you bought and it pushes the one behind it out too!!
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:05 pm to Jax-Tiger
People who answer A piss me off.
There's a vending machine not too far from my office door. It's a pretty crappy machine because every other day an item gets stuck. People will take their open palm and bang on the front of the machine...what are you hoping to accomplish!?!? All you're doing is being loud and annoying as shite.
There's a vending machine not too far from my office door. It's a pretty crappy machine because every other day an item gets stuck. People will take their open palm and bang on the front of the machine...what are you hoping to accomplish!?!? All you're doing is being loud and annoying as shite.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:06 pm to Jax-Tiger
quote:This is Gods way of telling you you're fat. Go take a 30 minute walk to help burn some calories
and the coil turns, but your Peanut M&M's remain stuck fast.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:07 pm to Jax-Tiger
Call customer service and get my meal comped
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:09 pm to Jax-Tiger
quote:
and the coil turns, but your Peanut M&M's remain stuck fast.
What do you do?
Re-evaluate my life choices, consider the dollar the cost of my self reflection, and decide to eat a banana instead.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:09 pm to Jax-Tiger
Wait, our machines have garunteee product or your money back. There's a sensor that detects if the product fell or not.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:12 pm to SidewalkDawg
We got some real nancies here who are scared to have an occasional M&M snack without it going straight to their hips
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