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re: You put a dollar in the vending machine at work
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:14 pm to genro
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:14 pm to genro
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We got some real nancies here who are scared to have an occasional M&M snack without it going straight to their hips
It starts with M&M's, then the next thing you know, your SO is funneling cake batter into your mouth.
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Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:17 pm to Jax-Tiger
I will try to convince someone to buy whatever I bought, that got stuck, so I don't have to waste another dollar, but the vending machine people don't frick around sometimes. If they ever catch someone beating on their shite, they will fight someone.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:24 pm to Jax-Tiger
F. Write my name on a post-it and that the machine owes me three times as much. The guy that stocks ours is moderately retarded and will just give me the money without actually taking stock of the machine.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:26 pm to Jax-Tiger
F. I will find a coat hanger and retrieve it while two other guys are giving me pointers on the proper technique.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:29 pm to Jax-Tiger
Has anyone mentioned buy 6 more and hold a candy lineup to prove that Gus or Ned...something short, stole my dangling Twix?
ETA: Then demand Ned be fired.
ETA: Then demand Ned be fired.
This post was edited on 9/6/16 at 2:32 pm
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:29 pm to Jax-Tiger
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:31 pm to Jax-Tiger
I don't purchase food from vending machines.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:31 pm to Jax-Tiger
I get my tools and open the machine up. Then I take all of the products to make up for my lost time.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:32 pm to arseinclarse
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F. Three point stance. Say "hut hut." Run into that bitch.
I see your little stint in jail has turned you into a hardened criminal set to unleash damage to personal property.
Arse is evidence of our failing judicial system. Reform instead of recidivism I say. Posted on 9/6/16 at 2:35 pm to OweO
quote:
I will try to convince someone to buy whatever I bought, that got stuck, so I don't have to waste another dollar, but the vending machine people don't frick around sometimes. If they ever catch someone beating on their shite, they will fight someone.
So you go straight to manipulation?
Posted on 9/6/16 at 3:12 pm to Jax-Tiger
Try B. If that fails, resort to C.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 3:15 pm to BarbeTiger
The glass is tougher than THAT
Posted on 9/6/16 at 3:21 pm to Jax-Tiger
If you damage the machine, you'll have to answer to the President of the Société Anonyme Sodexho-
Posted on 9/6/16 at 3:29 pm to Jax-Tiger
F... a well placed shoulder or arse bump on the side of the machine at the height of said coil, normally does the trick.
Posted on 9/6/16 at 3:57 pm to Jax-Tiger
C
Posted on 9/6/16 at 4:06 pm to Jax-Tiger
C
Posted on 9/6/16 at 5:21 pm to tss22h8
None of the above - bring fruit to work... It's healthier !
This post was edited on 9/6/16 at 5:22 pm
Posted on 9/6/16 at 5:29 pm to Jax-Tiger
Should have gotten reeses pieces
Posted on 9/6/16 at 5:36 pm to Jax-Tiger
F. Get a new job and be a real man.
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