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re: You can only pick one of these pills, which one is it?

Posted on 6/29/19 at 5:56 pm to
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49201 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 5:56 pm to
Oxycontin ftw
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
19806 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

30% more brain power.



Would that make your threads 30% less shitty?
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
27940 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

Stay away from me, dealer man.

The Pusher
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49201 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

30% more brain power.
quote:

OweO
And you'd still be dumb as shite.
Posted by SlidellCajun
Slidell la
Member since May 2019
16875 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:00 pm to
I dated a girl that took the one that lets you freeze things with touch.
Cold hearted beyotch
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77983 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:02 pm to
30% more brain power

Scruffy would be like the guy on Limitless.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66988 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:02 pm to
I certainly know which one I'm slipping the wife in her drink tonight
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36407 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:04 pm to
So there's one to give women bigger tits, but not one to give me an extra 4 or 5 inches down there?

This is some sexist shite right here. Ban this a-hole.
Posted by Tester1216
South Louisiana
Member since Jul 2018
22149 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:04 pm to
30% more brain power.
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:06 pm to
Communicate with animals.

I would build a big arse wooden boat and tell all my animal friends to come party.
Then sit back and watch everybody freak out.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104448 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:06 pm to
Yellow and white all the way.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60087 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:06 pm to
Why would you cure Ebola? Diseases are the only thing keeping people from shitholes from coming here
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33740 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:08 pm to
How long is 1/hour?
Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
Member since Sep 2010
12080 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:09 pm to
Read minds for 3 days means you could go on the greatest poker run in history but you’d only be able to win for 3 days. If I can communicate with animals I can just go down to the track anytime I need money and tell the horses what order to finish in for the rest of my life. With the added bonus of being able to tell my dog not to shite on the carpet and actually have her understand it.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
17201 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:10 pm to
Where’s the viagra
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80821 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:12 pm to
30% more brain power so I could become an evil MASTERMIND AND DOMINATE THE WORLD!!!


AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAAAAHHHAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA


Oh wait... What was the question again?
Posted by WaltTeevens
Santa Barbara, CA
Member since Dec 2013
12044 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:12 pm to
quote:

Xray vision

:timetofap


So you gonna jack off to skeletons, then?
Posted by LSU Tiger Jason
Member since Nov 2005
1177 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:20 pm to
I’m a vet so obviously communicate with animals
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80727 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

OweO
30% more brain power.


31% total brain power won't be above average. But hopefully some self awareness is included in the extra 30%.
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:26 pm to
Communicate with animals for sure. I would love to tell my dachshund to go frick himself and know that he truly understands my intent.
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