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Posted on 6/29/19 at 5:59 pm to OweO
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30% more brain power.
Would that make your threads 30% less shitty?
Posted on 6/29/19 at 5:59 pm to High C
Posted on 6/29/19 at 5:59 pm to OweO
quote:
30% more brain power.
quote:And you'd still be dumb as shite.
OweO
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:00 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
I dated a girl that took the one that lets you freeze things with touch.
Cold hearted beyotch
Cold hearted beyotch
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:02 pm to t00f
30% more brain power
Scruffy would be like the guy on Limitless.
Scruffy would be like the guy on Limitless.
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:02 pm to t00f
I certainly know which one I'm slipping the wife in her drink tonight
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:04 pm to t00f
So there's one to give women bigger tits, but not one to give me an extra 4 or 5 inches down there?
This is some sexist shite right here. Ban this a-hole.
This is some sexist shite right here. Ban this a-hole.
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:06 pm to t00f
Communicate with animals.
I would build a big arse wooden boat and tell all my animal friends to come party.
Then sit back and watch everybody freak out.
I would build a big arse wooden boat and tell all my animal friends to come party.
Then sit back and watch everybody freak out.
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:06 pm to t00f
Why would you cure Ebola? Diseases are the only thing keeping people from shitholes from coming here
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:09 pm to Tester1216
Read minds for 3 days means you could go on the greatest poker run in history but you’d only be able to win for 3 days. If I can communicate with animals I can just go down to the track anytime I need money and tell the horses what order to finish in for the rest of my life. With the added bonus of being able to tell my dog not to shite on the carpet and actually have her understand it.
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:12 pm to t00f
30% more brain power so I could become an evil MASTERMIND AND DOMINATE THE WORLD!!!
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAAAAHHHAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA
Oh wait... What was the question again?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAAAAHHHAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA
Oh wait... What was the question again?
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:12 pm to GEAUXT
quote:
Xray vision
:timetofap
So you gonna jack off to skeletons, then?
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:20 pm to t00f
I’m a vet so obviously communicate with animals
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:24 pm to OweO
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OweO
30% more brain power.
31% total brain power won't be above average. But hopefully some self awareness is included in the extra 30%.
Posted on 6/29/19 at 6:26 pm to t00f
Communicate with animals for sure. I would love to tell my dachshund to go frick himself and know that he truly understands my intent.
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