re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play

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Pouring the first bourbon of the holiday and gonna make mac n cheese beforehand.

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Member since Feb 2021

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Does anyone have the story about the father in law who tore up the front yard parking? Or was that a Christmas story?

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Been here for 2 days. 5 more to go. Gets up at 4:30 and cooks breakfast for himself. Doesn’t use the damn exhaust over the range, sets off the 20 smoke detectors, and now my entire house smells like a burnt sausage patty. Wouldn’t be a big deal except that he did the exact same thing yesterday morning.

He walked out to get the paper this morning and left the front door open and my daughter’s cat got out so now I have to go try to wrangle this motherfricker up before it gets run over or pregnant.

It rained all day yesterday and instead of turning around in the driveway and going out forwards, he decides to back out (my driveway is about 200 feet long) and now I have an 8” deep rut about 100’ long in my yard.

Finally, he goes into my office, pushes all of my paperwork off to the side, puts his feet up on my desk and listens to Mark Levine with the volume all the way up.

He’s a good dude and is only 59 and in excellent health...he’s well aware of what he’s doing. I think he’s trying to alpha dog me.

CSB


ETA
In a not-so-surprising turn of events, he just called to inform me that he rented a 15 passenger van so we can all ride together to Natchitoches to see the lights tomorrow night. We had previously planned on taking 3 separate vehicles. FML

ETA2
Found the cat. A little dirty but no broken limbs and doesn’t appear to have been defiled.

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Byrdybyrd05:
“We are at my cousin's house in Mississippi for thanksgiving. All the family is over and he has a Apple TV and used his phone to AirPlay pictures of different family pictures he had from over the years. After he did the slideshow he went to the bathroom. All of the sudden porn just came on the tv and loud as hell and the dude is just roasting some girl. All the family like what the hell and his wife ran to the bathroom and starts banging on the door "are you jacking off in there" he was like huh nooooo. what he forgot to do was take AirPlay off his phone so whatever he is looking at on his phone goes to the Apple TV. Now his wife is pissed and embarrassed and now tomorrow when we all meet for thanksgiving with all the family is going to be really aqward. For me I loved it I thought it was the funniest thing ever. He came out like a hour later being embarrassed and I asked him dude what was that. He told me he hasnt have sex with his wife in weeks and said he was gonna do him lol. Now when all the family comes over tomorrow he doesn't want to be there. I told him just blame your wife and say well if we just had sex none of this would of ever happen lol.”

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It’s that time of year again... (Trashy Thanksgiving)

It’s the time of year when social media is flooded with Kayleigh & Laklynn sitting in their Uncle in Walkers living room dressed up like Kadashians. Worst trend in the world. Hopefully uncle Cliff doesn’t get too drunk and burn the deck down again.

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We were supposed to eat an hour ago but my father and sister in law are an hour and a half away buying a $500 camper.

*Update* $500 camper had a flat 10 miles from my house and there was no spare. Sister in law is now wanting to leave it in my yard until her husband can come back down and pick it up. They live in Colorado. Bets on how long this eye sore will be in my yard?

I’m surprised she didn’t say “Don’t get too attached to her we are taking her with us when we leave next year”.

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