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re: WYHI - Super Tall Girl
Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:26 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:26 pm to Spaceman Spiff
At the time when Nature with a lusty spirit
Was conceiving monstrous children each day,
I should have liked to live near a young giantess,
Like a voluptuous cat at the feet of a queen.
I should have liked to see her soul and body thrive
And grow without restraint in her terrible games;
To divine by the mist swimming within her eyes
If her heart harbored a smoldering flame;
To explore leisurely her magnificent form;
To crawl upon the slopes of her enormous knees,
And sometimes in summer, when the unhealthy sun
Makes her stretch out, weary, across the countryside,
To sleep nonchalantly in the shade of her breasts,
Like a peaceful hamlet below a mountainside.
“The Giantess” by Charles Baudelaire
Was conceiving monstrous children each day,
I should have liked to live near a young giantess,
Like a voluptuous cat at the feet of a queen.
I should have liked to see her soul and body thrive
And grow without restraint in her terrible games;
To divine by the mist swimming within her eyes
If her heart harbored a smoldering flame;
To explore leisurely her magnificent form;
To crawl upon the slopes of her enormous knees,
And sometimes in summer, when the unhealthy sun
Makes her stretch out, weary, across the countryside,
To sleep nonchalantly in the shade of her breasts,
Like a peaceful hamlet below a mountainside.
“The Giantess” by Charles Baudelaire
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Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:28 pm to Spaceman Spiff
She’s too fat
Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:35 pm to Spaceman Spiff
not a valley too big and wide that an explorer fearsThis post was edited on 4/15/26 at 6:31 pm
Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:45 pm to Ace Midnight
quote:and the subject of one of my favorite Split Enz songs:
Sandy Allen (RIP) is the tallest verified American woman ever
Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:52 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Posted on 4/15/26 at 4:53 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Wood.
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:05 pm to Spaceman Spiff
I’m 6’5 and have about 3’ clearance in a standard door…so that scale looks legit with a low ceiling. She does look too perfectly proportioned though. If real she must weigh 275 lbs. .
I’m in
I’m in
This post was edited on 4/15/26 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:12 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Not legit.
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:14 pm to SquatchDawg
quote:
I’m in
It’s AI
This post was edited on 4/15/26 at 5:15 pm
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:52 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Short guy I used to work with had a tall GF.
His saying:
He was a funny dude.
His saying:
quote:
When you're nose to nose you're toes are in it...when you're toes to toes you're nose is in it.
He was a funny dude.
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:56 pm to Spaceman Spiff
If she and Herman Johnson had a baby...
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:57 pm to Spaceman Spiff
quote:
WYHI - Super Tall Girl
As a very wise man once told me about being with really tall women:
"If you are toe-to-toe, your nose is in it and if you are nose-to-nose, your toes are in it"
Edit: Dammit DMAN!
This post was edited on 4/15/26 at 6:01 pm
Posted on 4/15/26 at 5:59 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Future NIL Momma material right there.
Posted on 4/15/26 at 6:05 pm to Spaceman Spiff
On That 70s Show Fez met Big Rhonda, got drunk, and said, "I'd like to climb her."
I can't find a short or gif of it, but it would fit perfectly here.
I can't find a short or gif of it, but it would fit perfectly here.
This post was edited on 4/15/26 at 6:06 pm
Posted on 4/15/26 at 6:05 pm to FearlessFreep
The Finn brothers as solo artists, other bands, and Split Enz made music for many decades, they probably are still active. Split Enz had their best songs in the early 80’s. That song came to mind as soon as I read the post topic.
Posted on 4/15/26 at 6:36 pm to Ramblin Wreck
Kim needs to sign her now.
Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:39 pm to Spaceman Spiff
Talk about a hot dog in a hallway! I bet her clit is bigger than the average man's junk.
This post was edited on 4/15/26 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 4/15/26 at 7:56 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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