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Would You Drive This? New Ford Raptor Pickup
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:14 am
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:14 am
...also known as the Craptor among mechanics for reasons obvious to everyone that isn't a Ford fanboy.
In any case, Ford is bringing an updated Texas A&M Edition to market.
Would you drive this fabulous truck? It's got lots of sparkles and rhinestone adorned tailgate. It's got a tranny-friendly automatic tranny. And the gear shift is penis-shaped. The bottom of the truck features bumper to bumper protection for those of you that bottom out a lot. There's a pink heart on the back to show everyone at Key West or Provincetown that you like attention.
In any case, Ford is bringing an updated Texas A&M Edition to market.
Would you drive this fabulous truck? It's got lots of sparkles and rhinestone adorned tailgate. It's got a tranny-friendly automatic tranny. And the gear shift is penis-shaped. The bottom of the truck features bumper to bumper protection for those of you that bottom out a lot. There's a pink heart on the back to show everyone at Key West or Provincetown that you like attention.
This post was edited on 9/1/21 at 9:08 am
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Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:15 am to goofball
Before I opened the thread I thought, "Who the hell wouldn't drive a 2021 Ford Raptor?!"
I.. I would not drive that particular Raptor.
I.. I would not drive that particular Raptor.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:15 am to goofball
Truck tucked nuts?
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:17 am to SuperSaint
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Truck tucked nuts?
The only time truck nuts would be appropriate and they missed it.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:20 am to goofball
Ranger Raptor*
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:20 am to goofball
Not my style. I would rather:
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:23 am to sweetwaterbilly
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I.. I would not drive that particular Raptor.
I'd take the electric Mustang abominations parked behind it before I'd drive that truck.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:24 am to goofball
Only if they would have added unicorns to the paint scheme and a dildo hood ornament.
This is trash.
This is trash.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:24 am to SuperSaint
Well played
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:25 am to goofball
paging LSU Coyote
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:26 am to goofball
If that truck existed in Morgan City, there'd be two sets of pink shrimp boots tucked between the bed and the tailgate.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:30 am to Klark Kent
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paging LSU Coyote
The Ridgeline is way better than the Ford in question.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:35 am to goofball
The heart is not centered around the oval. That bothers me more than the gay paint scheme.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:37 am to goofball
Apply Multiple sets of truck nuts
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:37 am to goofball
I want that thing to run over an IED.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:44 am to goofball
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:44 am to goofball
They shkukd offer that on all Ford truck, Ivd bet it will be very popular option.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:47 am to goofball
Ridgeline is not a truck...it's a van missing the back.
Posted on 9/1/21 at 8:51 am to Cajunhawk81
No, people would think you're gay.
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