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Would you buy a shirt that you would not physically own?

Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:02 am
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10593 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:02 am
Or anything? Is this going to be a new thing? Are people this gullible?
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“Contactless fashion” line Tribute Brand is banking on customers happily forking over $699 for their “Zezy” shirt, a plasticky-looking blouse with flared short sleeves in either neon green or red — that they’ll never physically receive.

What they get instead is a “photo they have uploaded, with the digital garment fitted to it” according to Tribute’s Web site, plus a “digital certificate of authenticity as a proof of owning the digital product.”

Basically, you’re paying to have someone digitally superimpose a piece of clothing onto a selfie.

While it’s unclear if anyone has purchased the $699 shirt yet — designers were on vacation and declined to comment for this story — the brand does offer pieces priced more like Dillard’s than Dior.

Joe Garcia, a Pasadena, Calif.-based stylist, shelled out for a tight silver top and green trousers with futuristic ruffled cellophane-like overlay, each for $29, after seeing Lady Gaga’s stylist Nicola Formichetti model the line on Instagram.

“I get people asking me where I got those pants when they see my picture,” said Garcia, 38. “They don’t even realize that they’re cyber.”

The fact that the clothes don’t exist adds to the cool factor, said Garcia, who didn’t even have to get off the couch to peacock for his 1,157 followers.

“I was on my day off just hanging out,” he said. He chose pieces that caught his eye and uploaded “a good selfie and another full-body one. I already had both pictures on my phone.”

He waited patiently while Tribute, which promises a finished look in one to five work days, digitally sewed on his fantastical new wardrobe using software to create a lifelike look, with shadows, creases in the right spots, and a snug fit.


I'm thinking about getting into the virtual real estate game. What do you think? Any of you baws interested in a $500,000 beachfront home? You send me some selfie pics and I will send you tons of pics of you in and around the beautiful home so you can post them on facebook and twitter for your friends to see.

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Posted by ProjectP2294
South St. Louis city
Member since May 2007
70079 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:04 am to
I just need to find a way to separate stupid people from their money.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82010 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:05 am to
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customers happily forking over $699 for their “Zezy” shirt, a plasticky-looking blouse with flared short sleeves in either neon green or red — that they’ll never physically receive.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:05 am to
I applaud the hustle from whoever is selling that, but who in their right fricking mind would actually pay for it? That is just incredible.
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
43318 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:05 am to
That's so goddamn stupid it just might work.

Posted by Splackavellie
Bayou
Member since Oct 2017
9794 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:05 am to
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29208 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:05 am to
quote:

Joe Garcia, a Pasadena, Calif.-based stylist, shelled out for a tight silver top and green trousers with futuristic ruffled cellophane-like overlay, each for $29, after seeing Lady Gaga’s stylist Nicola Formichetti model the line on Instagram.


I read this all in the SNL Bill Hader Stephon character .
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
26430 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:07 am to
quote:

Contactless fashion” line Tribute Brand is banking on customers happily forking over $699 for their “Zezy” shirt, a plasticky-looking blouse with flared short sleeves in either neon green or red — that they’ll never physically receive.


If that shite actually works, good for the people who came up with it....
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
118893 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:08 am to
Is this the shirt equivalent of the big baller shoes? Buy them, but never receive them?
Posted by SouthEndzoneTiger
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2008
10593 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:10 am to
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That's so goddamn stupid it just might work.


I swear I thought it was satire.
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9044 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:12 am to
quote:

“I get people asking me where I got those pants when they see my picture,” said Garcia, 38. “They don’t even realize that they’re cyber.”



she says this as if she thinks those people are the dumbasses
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:12 am to
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What they get instead is a “photo they have uploaded, with the digital garment fitted to it” according to Tribute’s Web site, plus a “digital certificate of authenticity as a proof of owning the digital product.”
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
65489 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:14 am to
TD Premium isn’t even worth it
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
34970 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:25 am to
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a plasticky-looking blouse


I would pay money to not have to wear that. Especially in August.
Posted by GetBackToWork
Member since Dec 2007
6249 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:27 am to
This is how the matrix will start.
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
16169 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:28 am to
Somewhere (behind all this mess) is a man who has figured out just how ignorant his wife/teen children are and what he can do to manipulate people like them.

He will be rich very soon.
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
17668 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:30 am to
PT barnham
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:36 am to
No but your mom asked me to buy one for her to take off for me.
Posted by Jor Jor The Dinosaur
Chicago, IL
Member since Nov 2014
6567 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 8:51 am to
quote:

I applaud the hustle from whoever is selling that, but who in their right fricking mind would actually pay for it
Posted by RummelTiger
Texas
Member since Aug 2004
89831 posts
Posted on 8/11/20 at 9:26 am to
Jesus H...

I mean, frick.
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