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re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:42 pm to charminultra
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:42 pm to charminultra
From behind, vagina smelled so bad when I got a whiff that I faked an orgasm and jetted out
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Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:42 pm to charminultra
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brought a girl home one night from the bar, started hooking up or whatever, and she had leftover tp on the bunghole
This did not happen… You made it up .
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:43 pm to charminultra
Had one shart.
Ones breath smelled like a hotdog.
One didn't leave my apartment for a week. I continued to have sex with her though, until the week was over, because she was good looking, then told her she needed to go. She was annoying as all get out.
Ones breath smelled like a hotdog.
One didn't leave my apartment for a week. I continued to have sex with her though, until the week was over, because she was good looking, then told her she needed to go. She was annoying as all get out.
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:45 pm to BuckyCheese
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Stuck my thumb in her arse and got the worse smell ever.
I feel like this could easily be made into a life metaphor. "Don't stick your finger in an a-hole and expect it to come out smelling like roses".
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:48 pm to DestrehanTiger
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I feel like this could easily be made into a life metaphor. "Don't stick your finger in an a-hole and expect it to come out smelling like roses".
She had just eaten Chinese.
It was bad.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:49 pm to charminultra
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he had leftover tp on the bunghole
1ply 2ply 4ply?
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:49 pm to UncleRuckus
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I once went over to a chicks house and we didn’t smash
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:49 pm to charminultra
Was fricking some chick from behind and felt my taint being licked. I was like “what the hell?”
Somehow my dog got in the bedroom
Somehow my dog got in the bedroom
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:50 pm to billjamin
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Hairy nipples
Sophomore year of college. Been a fear every since.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:51 pm to lsuson
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From behind... I faked an orgasm
WTF? Did you pull out, faked a moan and spit on her back?
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:52 pm to DestrehanTiger
2 out of 10 anal experiences do not go as planned.
Had to leave a nice tip at a St Louis Marriott one time.
Had to leave a nice tip at a St Louis Marriott one time.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:52 pm to lsuson
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vagina smelled so bad
Yeah I’ve had two different girls whose vaginas smelled like an armpit, even right after a shower. Both girls were very clean, healthy and all that…just had an odor that didn’t jive with me.
One of the girls had terrible breath too. Oddly enough, she paid for a ton of dental work, had a beautiful smile, brushed and flossed religiously. Her holes just smelled so so so bad. Now that I think of it, her arse was the only hole that didn’t smell…
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:52 pm to charminultra
Woman lost her shite and pissed all over my bed. Landlord shows up while my roommate and I were tossing the mattress. Had me pay to get the carpet cleaned.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:53 pm to charminultra
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charminultra
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she had leftover tp on the bunghole
I hate the whole name checks out thing but it does.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:53 pm to RealDawg
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Sophomore year of college. Been a fear every since.
Never ask to see chick's tits from the west coast then.
Their armpits, legs, and snatch aren't the only things that are hairy.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:54 pm to Mr Personality
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Mr Personality
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:54 pm to charminultra
Had a skank laying on her back on the bed. I was standing on the side plowing it when she farted. I felt the wind on my balls snd then the smell inched up to my nose. I got off and left.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:54 pm to charminultra
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worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
An entire night of wall shaking snoring after the good sex. Couldn't bring myself to call her again.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:56 pm to lsuson
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From behind, vagina smelled so bad when I got a whiff that I faked an orgasm and jetted out
Damn. I can smell it through the phone.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 4:58 pm to bootycricket1
I had my thumb in this girls cooter and my index finger up her arse. I was rubbing my fingers together. Felt something that felt like a marble in her bootyhole. I wound up pulling it out. It was a rabbit terd.
She was 13 and I was 15.
She was 13 and I was 15.
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