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re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:49 pm to Cregg
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:49 pm to Cregg
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Had a girl offer me some cocaine after we fricked on the couch. I said hell yeah. She came outta her room with a gun screaming at the top of her lungs for me to gtfo of her apartment.
Yeah we're gonna need more details
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Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:50 pm to charminultra
Whiskey dick and it is my own damn fault.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:50 pm to WaterLink
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I was 23. One Friday night we were making out, then while she was taking my pants off I turned the TV on just for some background noise and the bitch just walked away from me.
Did the bitch look down on sodomy?
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:54 pm to Tbobby
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Whiskey dick and it is my own damn fault.
12/31/1999
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:55 pm to BuckyCheese
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Stuck my thumb in her arse and got the worse smell ever.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:56 pm to Hergadoogadoo
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brought a girl home one night from the bar, started hooking up or whatever, and she had leftover tp on the bunghole quote: This did not happen… You made it up . Could be true. I had a girlfriend years ago where I found little crumbs of balled up toilet paper in her pussy while I was going down on her. Happened 2 or 3 times with her.
I most certainly have found TP in both places. Have a couple pics to prove it somewhere.
See bidet thread ftw. Hose that sucker off.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:57 pm to charminultra
I once was a Virgin and still am. My father once told me that “The world was filled with millions of nice guys who were virgins. “
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:58 pm to WaterLink
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I was 23. One Friday night we were making out, then while she was taking my pants off I turned the TV on just for some background noise and the bitch just walked away from me.
Back in the day..you missed that SportsCenter you had no idea what happened.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 5:59 pm to charminultra
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worst experience you've had with a girl in bed
I was dating her for a while, so she was letting me PIIHB. One time as I pulled out, little pieces of poop flew out
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:01 pm to rantfan
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The smell still haunts me. It lingered in my room for days after and I sprayed febreeze , washed the sheets but it was still there. That was over 25 years ago and I still haven't gotten over the smell. I can't even describe it
One has to wonder who these chicks end up with. I mean, who would marry them?
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:02 pm to charminultra
One girl had a cooter that smelled like a skunk. I just threw the sheets away.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:09 pm to RLDSC FAN
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I was dating her for a while, so she was letting me PIIHB. One time as I pulled out, little pieces of poop flew out
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:10 pm to charminultra
Was plowing this chick one night who liked it really hard and rough when, in the middle of a particularly crazy session, her daughter walked in. I mean she was standing right there watching her mom get plowed. I looked up and said oh shite. The chick gets up and takes her daughter back to her room - while wearing nothing at all. Came back and finished up
This post was edited on 1/27/22 at 6:11 pm
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:11 pm to charminultra
Until you have your roommates spraying air freshener under your door, you haven’t had it bad. Damn alcohol got me in that pickle.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:12 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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The chick gets up and takes her daughter back to her room - while wearing nothing at all. Came back and finished up
Jesus
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:12 pm to charminultra
When I was in high school and still a virgin, my friend and I were invited to a chick's house to hang out with her and her friend.
The four of us are hanging out and my friend leaves the room with the chick. I'm left with the other girl, but she's a chunky 2/10 and a longtime acquaintance of mine, and she's not into me anyway, so nothing happened there but some discussion.
But only a quick moment later my friend and the chick come back, which was confusing. Before I know it, she's now taking me out of the room along with her... I wasn't much into her but I wouldn't say no...
She sits on my lap and opens her legs up. Holy frick, the smell... I immediately acted awkward and ended the situation. I'd heard other guys talking bad about pussy smell and this was the first time getting a whiff of one... Goddamn, if this is how pussy smells, I must be a flaming homosexual.
The second my friend and I got in the car and got the frick out of there, we were like "HOLY frick DID YOU SMELL THAT?" Phew. I'm not gay after all!
The four of us are hanging out and my friend leaves the room with the chick. I'm left with the other girl, but she's a chunky 2/10 and a longtime acquaintance of mine, and she's not into me anyway, so nothing happened there but some discussion.
But only a quick moment later my friend and the chick come back, which was confusing. Before I know it, she's now taking me out of the room along with her... I wasn't much into her but I wouldn't say no...
She sits on my lap and opens her legs up. Holy frick, the smell... I immediately acted awkward and ended the situation. I'd heard other guys talking bad about pussy smell and this was the first time getting a whiff of one... Goddamn, if this is how pussy smells, I must be a flaming homosexual.
The second my friend and I got in the car and got the frick out of there, we were like "HOLY frick DID YOU SMELL THAT?" Phew. I'm not gay after all!
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:12 pm to Spaceman Spiff
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Was plowing this chick one night who liked it really hard and rough when, in the middle of a particularly crazy session, her daughter walked in. I mean she was standing right there watching her mom get plowed. I looked up and said oh shite. The chick gets up and takes her daughter back to her room - while wearing nothing at all. Came back and finished up
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:15 pm to charminultra
Buddy at Jacksonville St invited me to see Violent Femmes. I drank a ton of vodka and tooksome trip pill.
Woke up on a couch to some very healthy Phi Mu riding me. I just layed there and said nothing.
In retrospect to these flashbacks..I might have been a drunk.
Woke up on a couch to some very healthy Phi Mu riding me. I just layed there and said nothing.
In retrospect to these flashbacks..I might have been a drunk.
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:15 pm to RLDSC FAN
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Jesus
Single moms like sex too…
Posted on 1/27/22 at 6:17 pm to billjamin
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Hairy nipples
Did her name start with an "A" by any chance?
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