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re: worst experience you've had with a girl in bed

Posted on 2/1/22 at 8:44 pm to
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 8:44 pm to
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Since we had just eaten shortly before, she shite all over my dick


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What does this even mean? It takes a long time for food to turn into shite.




Gastrocolic reflex



Posted by BayouCatFan
Member since Jul 2008
4580 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 10:03 pm to
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only go through the back door with your gf or wife. no randoms. also, in order to get HIV, the person you'd bang would have to have HIV. saying anal causes HIV is not correct, but i agree with you in regards to not banging randoms in the arse



I have a very close female friend. A nice girl who was married for 20 years or so but it ended in divorce. Due to her long marriage she has not had more than 4 or 5 sexual partners her entire.

She started dating a guy who lived out of state. Little did she know he was screwing other chicks in the arse when he wasnt with her. She loved him so allowed him to do that with her.

She goes to doctor for an IUD and she is HIV positive. Thankfully it was discovered immediately after he gave it to her. My point is that you nasty fricks keep doing anal with chicks and you are going to regret it.
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9377 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 10:16 pm to
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She goes to doctor for an IUD and she is HIV positive. Thankfully it was discovered immediately after he gave it to her. My point is that you nasty fricks keep doing anal with chicks and you are going to regret it.


10x less risky to be a pitcher than a catcher. :)
Posted by BigWillyMetry
Member since Dec 2021
1548 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 10:19 pm to
Using Homo terminology, downvote
Posted by RealDawg
Dawgville
Member since Nov 2012
9377 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 10:24 pm to
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Using Homo terminology, downvote


Words assimilated to the subject.

10x more likely with receptive sex versus insertive.
Posted by BigWillyMetry
Member since Dec 2021
1548 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 10:26 pm to
Fair, back to upvote
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2020
1139 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 10:30 pm to
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only go through the back door with your gf or wife


Leave the backdoor closed. Gross sh.t happens.
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2020
1139 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 10:44 pm to
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Well, once she shite herself.


Leave the feces maker closed
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10175 posts
Posted on 2/1/22 at 11:12 pm to
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 I had sucked the head out of a boil she had on her tit


Can't believe ya'll have never heard this story before. I was around 20 years old and we were camped out on a creek running lines and drinking beer. A buddy tells this story while we're sitting around the fire. We almost puked when he got to the part about sucking on the zit.
Posted by bbarras85
Member since Jul 2021
1967 posts
Posted on 2/2/22 at 12:41 am to
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I met a chick at a crawfish boil last year
you need at least 12 hours.
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