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Woman Steals Five Rolex Watches

Posted on 1/13/19 at 6:56 pm
Posted by MISSOURI WALTZ
Wolf Island, MO
Member since Feb 2016
742 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 6:56 pm
Police told the Miami Herald one of the watches was recovered at the scene of her arrest. But the other four weren’t recovered until a jailhouse strip search.

Correctional officers found them inside of her vagina.

Police identified the suspect as 29-year-old Delajurea Brookens, who sports a tattoo that reads “whore” on her left arm.

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This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 6:58 pm
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 1/13/19 at 6:58 pm to
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Police identified the suspect as 29-year-old Delajurea Brookens, who sports a tattoo that reads “whore” on her left arm.


I'd scrap the watch after it goes in that snatch.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 6:59 pm to
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Delajurea



Ah...a lovely French name, meaning

“Of the jury”
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 6:59 pm to
There are going to be a handful of saps rocking these Rolex watches unaware of where they have been.
Posted by OKellsBells
USA
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:00 pm to
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25544 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:01 pm to
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I'd scrap the watch after it goes in that snatch.


I think acidic snatches is specifically the reason Rolex switched to 904L steel.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
123903 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:01 pm to
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19493 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:03 pm to
Must have been the Muff Divemaster model.
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38738 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:06 pm to
He keeps Rolex in crown Royal bag lmfao
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29645 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:09 pm to
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At first, she was only facing charges of grand theft, resisting an officer with violence, battery and possession of cocaine. But police said she dug a deeper hole for herself when she urinated on the floor of her holding cell.


pissing on the floor is what she's gonna get in the most trouble for?



Posted by BIGJLAW
Member since Mar 2013
8419 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:17 pm to
Wonder if they found my class ring.
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
28026 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:19 pm to
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Delajurea


had this really bad one night after eating some bad shell fish.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25544 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:20 pm to
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Must have been the Muff Divemaster model.


Funny enough there is a Muff diver watch, has been around about 6-7 years. It is a UK company.



This is the Brazilian Muff, the other colorway names are equally funny.

MUFF

This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 7:22 pm
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
47575 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:22 pm to
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Correctional officers found them inside of her vagina.



A smart thief would have put Timex watches in there.

They can take a licking and keep on ticking.

Posted by JackieTreehorn
Malibu
Member since Sep 2013
29030 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:24 pm to
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Correctional officers found them inside of her vagina.

Posted by LSUSkip
Central, LA
Member since Jul 2012
17524 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:26 pm to
Hot Pink Muff

Red Hot Muff

Juicy Muff

Black and Blue Muff.


I mean, they have to know, right?
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22290 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:31 pm to
quote:

Delajurea Brookens


Doomed from the womb.
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21723 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:36 pm to
It’s time for sex....she likes when others watch
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12078 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:37 pm to
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Delajurea
Is this pronounced Duh-leer-e-uh?
Like deliria, the plural of delirium?
Posted by Geauxtiga
No man's land
Member since Jan 2008
34377 posts
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:42 pm to
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pissing on the floor is what she's gonna get in the most trouble for?
No, it led to them finding the rolex watches.
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