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Woman Steals Five Rolex Watches
Posted on 1/13/19 at 6:56 pm
Posted on 1/13/19 at 6:56 pm
Police told the Miami Herald one of the watches was recovered at the scene of her arrest. But the other four weren’t recovered until a jailhouse strip search.
Correctional officers found them inside of her vagina.
Police identified the suspect as 29-year-old Delajurea Brookens, who sports a tattoo that reads “whore” on her left arm.
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Correctional officers found them inside of her vagina.
Police identified the suspect as 29-year-old Delajurea Brookens, who sports a tattoo that reads “whore” on her left arm.
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This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 6:58 pm
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Posted on 1/13/19 at 6:58 pm to Missouri Waltz
quote:
Police identified the suspect as 29-year-old Delajurea Brookens, who sports a tattoo that reads “whore” on her left arm.
I'd scrap the watch after it goes in that snatch.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 6:59 pm to Missouri Waltz
quote:
Delajurea
Ah...a lovely French name, meaning
“Of the jury”
Posted on 1/13/19 at 6:59 pm to Napoleon
There are going to be a handful of saps rocking these Rolex watches unaware of where they have been.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:00 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:01 pm to Napoleon
quote:
I'd scrap the watch after it goes in that snatch.
I think acidic snatches is specifically the reason Rolex switched to 904L steel.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:01 pm to OKellsBells
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:03 pm to Missouri Waltz
Must have been the Muff Divemaster model.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:06 pm to Missouri Waltz
He keeps Rolex in crown Royal bag lmfao
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:09 pm to Missouri Waltz
quote:
At first, she was only facing charges of grand theft, resisting an officer with violence, battery and possession of cocaine. But police said she dug a deeper hole for herself when she urinated on the floor of her holding cell.
pissing on the floor is what she's gonna get in the most trouble for?
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:17 pm to Missouri Waltz
Wonder if they found my class ring.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:19 pm to Missouri Waltz
quote:
Delajurea
had this really bad one night after eating some bad shell fish.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:20 pm to TheHarahanian
quote:
Must have been the Muff Divemaster model.
Funny enough there is a Muff diver watch, has been around about 6-7 years. It is a UK company.
This is the Brazilian Muff, the other colorway names are equally funny.
MUFF
This post was edited on 1/13/19 at 7:22 pm
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:22 pm to Missouri Waltz
quote:
Correctional officers found them inside of her vagina.
A smart thief would have put Timex watches in there.
They can take a licking and keep on ticking.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:24 pm to Missouri Waltz
quote:
Correctional officers found them inside of her vagina.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:26 pm to Obtuse1
Hot Pink Muff
Red Hot Muff
Juicy Muff
Black and Blue Muff.
I mean, they have to know, right?
Red Hot Muff
Juicy Muff
Black and Blue Muff.
I mean, they have to know, right?
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:31 pm to Missouri Waltz
quote:
Delajurea Brookens
Doomed from the womb.
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:36 pm to Missouri Waltz
It’s time for sex....she likes when others watch
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:37 pm to Missouri Waltz
quote:Is this pronounced Duh-leer-e-uh?
Delajurea
Like deliria, the plural of delirium?
Posted on 1/13/19 at 7:42 pm to dcbl
quote:No, it led to them finding the rolex watches.
pissing on the floor is what she's gonna get in the most trouble for?
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