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Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:33 pm to 777Tiger
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don't try to crawfish out of this by going grammatical on us baw!
Hahaha. Naw it's all good. I'm surprised [not surprised] people got weirded out for me wanting to be totally involved. Eh, it's the OT lol.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:33 pm to Barbellthor
In this crowd, you had to know what to expect. Congrats ! If this is your first, I am sure I do not have to tell you life is about to change. All for the better.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:34 pm to Barbellthor
quote:cringe
2) I'll be making the midnight drives for cravings
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:37 pm to Barbellthor
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people got weirded out for me wanting to be totally involved.
I think most guys are but I'll bet they're bracing for the onslaught of the LLotOT(already seent one,) posts reminding us that no man can understand the pain/suffering of carrying a child, giving birth, being a mom is the hardest job in the world, blah, blah, blah...
congrats baw!
This post was edited on 6/13/22 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:39 pm to Barbellthor
I'm not gonna pile on. It feels like everybody's done a good enough job in telling you how stupid you sound. And I agree with them. But I will say congrats
Posted on 6/13/22 at 5:56 pm to Barbellthor
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shite that's awesome. Today I learned I can ignore my wife when she's pregnant emotional, tell her to get her own food when she gets cravings at midnight, make her pick up heavy things like she isn't pregnant, expect her to do all her normal chores without help, not get up early or stay up late to help when sick, etc.
If I'm going to be part of this movie, I get to be in the credits scene, too. If I have obligations, I also have rights. Seems fair.
Oh come the frick on. Your wife is pregnant. You BOTH are having a child.
This isn't hard to understand.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:44 pm to Barbellthor
This isn’t Facebook, no one here cares. And I’ve got news for you, very few people on Facebook care either.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 7:51 pm to Barbellthor
So if she had a hip replacement surgery or something and you had to do all those things for her, would you be having hip replacement surgery too?
Posted on 6/13/22 at 8:40 pm to Barbellthor
Correction your wife is pregnant.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 9:42 pm to Barbellthor
Your wife is pregnant. You can say that you are pregnant when you gain 40 lbs, back hurts, and you have to pee constantly.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 9:43 pm to Barbellthor
Anyone who says wife and I are pregnant better ask for a paternity test before you sign any paperwork.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 9:52 pm to Barbellthor
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Wife and I are pregnant
quote:The gay is skrong in this one…
Barbellthor
Posted on 6/13/22 at 9:59 pm to Barbellthor
Start saving now for child support.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:02 pm to Barbellthor
Okay man but that doesn’t mean you have to write like a Hallmark movie phag.
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:03 pm to Barbellthor
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Wife and I are pregnant
:cringe:
Congratulations!
Posted on 6/13/22 at 10:06 pm to Barbellthor
You’re not pregnant. Your wife is.
Posted on 6/14/22 at 9:06 am to Barbellthor
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Never said I was lol
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Wife and I are pregnant
Posted on 6/14/22 at 9:09 am to LRB1967
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You can say that you are pregnant when you gain 40 lbs, back hurts, and you have to pee constantly.
So when he turns 50? FML
Posted on 6/15/22 at 7:34 am to Barbellthor
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Also, I say WE are pregnant because: 1) it'll be me taking the brunt of her hormonal lashing outs, 2) I'll be making the midnight drives for cravings, 3) it's my damned baby I'm helping by housing the mother so she can make the baby, and 4) it psychologically puts one in the mindset of being involved--this is my child, too, I have a say in their life, I am contributing, and I'm not a sperm donor who abandons their family, meaning yes damnit I am both affected and involved. "We" are pregnant because I am the got dang pater familias.
This is hilarious, hate to break it to you but you are about to take the backseat for the next 9 months. It sounds like you are the type of person that is going to have trouble with this.
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It's my wife and I together. We are a team. We shall raise our children. She and I together. A shield against the culture war.
Not even sure how to respond to something like this
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