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Why does a coworker always walk in immediately after you cut a fart?
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:00 pm
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:00 pm
And why is she always female?
I want to say I’m ashamed, but I really don’t care. If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
I want to say I’m ashamed, but I really don’t care. If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:06 pm to Slippy
I’m pretty sure it’s a natural aphrodisiac.
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:07 pm to Slippy
Maybe it's because you fart too much as it is.
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:13 pm to Slippy
Was on an elevator with a coworker, we were the only people on it and he farted before stepping out. The people on the next floor that got on were giving me dirty looks blaming me like I did it. 
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:22 pm to Slippy
I always fart after they walk into my office and when I am about to leave their office.
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:27 pm to Slippy
quote:
why is she always female?
Because the word she literally means female. At least that’s the way it used to be. These days you never know
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:33 pm to Shaun176
And when someone blows up the bathroom and leaves before you finish pissing and someone else walks in…
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:35 pm to Slippy
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If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
The office kitchen is where I let out the worst ones while waiting on first pot of coffee.
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:36 pm to Slippy
Remote work is the way to go
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:42 pm to Slippy
Because it is pleasurable to women.
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:44 pm to Slippy
Hell if I got one brewing I tell one of them to come check something out. Let it out once they walk in and say "does it smell like something is burning in here?"
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:44 pm to Slippy
If I’m ever alone on a deserted island, I’m gonna rip arse so a beautiful woman will appear and I’ll have company
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:47 pm to Slippy
Because they love it.
Posted on 10/22/26 at 7:48 pm to Slippy
quote:
And why is she always female?
Posted on 10/22/26 at 8:13 pm to Slippy
I’ll never forget working nights in college and I had a terrible stomachache and ripped arse for like 2 hours straight in the shared office chair while I was alone. About 4 hours later my 55 year old Mexican lady coworker walks in, sits down, says “this chair smells like farts”, and carries on 
Posted on 10/22/26 at 8:17 pm to OK Roughneck
Fart foisting is an art
Posted on 10/22/26 at 8:24 pm to Loup
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Hell if I got one brewing I tell one of them to come check something out. Let it out once they walk in and say "does it smell like something is burning in here?"
My go-to is: "Hey, come here. Do you smell popcorn?"
Posted on 10/22/26 at 8:52 pm to OK Roughneck
quote:
Was on an elevator with a coworker, we were the only people on it and he farted before stepping out. The people on the next floor that got on were giving me dirty looks blaming me like I did it.
Coworker asserted his dominance
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