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Why do Catholics like to crap on Martin Luther? He did nothing wrong.

Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:11 pm
Posted by _Hurricane_
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:11 pm
You think he wanted to split Christendom? The dude just pointed out all the unbiblical BS the Catholic Church was doing at the time. You guys were the ones who wanted to put him to death instead of admitting there were things that needed fixing.

And then he, GASP, translated the Bible while in hiding under penalty of death so others could read it?? How could he??

Edit: first title had a bad typo
This post was edited on 12/10/25 at 5:15 pm
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:13 pm to
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crap in Martin Luther


Sounds kinky.
Posted by SallysHuman
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:13 pm to
I was expecting something else...
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:14 pm to
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And then he, GASP, translated the Bible while in hiding under penalty of death so others could read it?? How could he??


He also fricked a nun. And hated Jews.
This post was edited on 12/10/25 at 5:14 pm
Posted by Ping Pong
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:15 pm to
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He also fricked a nun. And hated Jews.


Sounds like a Catholic Priest
Posted by SixthAndBarone
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:16 pm to
Catholics like to crap on Martin Luther?
Posted by Mo Jeaux
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:16 pm to
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Sounds like a Catholic Priest


Oh man, you missed the obvious softball joke.
This post was edited on 12/10/25 at 5:16 pm
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:16 pm to
Posted by Adam Banks
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:17 pm to
Martin Luther is a saint.


The Catholic Church priests were running the original Osteen gambit
Posted by awestruck
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:18 pm to
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translated the Bible
Didn't help.

It's in German.
Posted by PikesPeak
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:21 pm to
“I already liked him, you don’t have to sell me on him!”
Posted by Jim Rockford
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:21 pm to
Martin Luther just nailed some theses to the church door.

John Calvin was a real piece of work. though.
Posted by Patsy Parisi
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:22 pm to
Well, he had a dream.
Posted by GRTiger
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:24 pm to
I don't think Martin Luther has ever been mentioned in any Mass or in any Catholic school class outside of religion I have ever been in.
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:27 pm to
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Martin Luther

Martin Luther was the start of the protestations which have led to where we are today such as split Methodist and Presbyterian churches/congregations, prosperity churches and so forth. And some of those churches have evolved into the LGBTQ**2 stuff we see today. It was quite a movement.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:29 pm to
Never heard anybody shite on him. He could drink a beer with the best of them.
Posted by ChatGPT of LA
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:34 pm to
He was a POS serial cheater who spoke well.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:35 pm to
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Why do Catholics like to crap on Martin Luther? He did nothing wrong...

The dude just pointed out all the unbiblical BS the Catholic Church was doing at the time
Posted by GeorgePaton
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:38 pm to
He simply did away with the concept of sin. Basically preached you can fornicate (which he proceeded to do after he disowned the Catholic Church) to your hearts desire. He even came up with some catchy phrases like - Sin greatly believe mightily still.

Then he took his Bible and went through it, scratching out all the verses he didn't agree with. Actually we still have that Bible. Thus we have the origin of the King James version of the Bible. By whoes authority did Luther do that? Martin Luther's authority.

It went downhill from there. His Lutheran Church splintered into thousands of subsects. Almost to many to count.

My One Holy Catholic and Apostolic Church alone still stands today. The only Christian Church that can trace it founding to Jesus Christ himself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit will enlighten your mind so that you can see the truth.

Truth, what is that - Pontius Pilate
Posted by Bunsbert Montcroff
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Posted on 12/10/25 at 5:45 pm to
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And then he, GASP, translated the Bible while in hiding under penalty of death so others could read it?? How could he??

And when others did start reading it, he was scandalized by the fact that they had different interpretations than he did

Of course he was a terribly important reformer, but he was also a prick with a scatalogical obsession.
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