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Why didn't Chewbacca learn to speak English?

Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:50 am
Posted by TigerBait1971
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:50 am
I mean even that tard Jar Jar spoke some English.
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:53 am to
midichlorians
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:53 am to
Why/how did Han Solo learn to speak Wookie? I don't know either. It's a fricking movie.
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:54 am to
Prob a vocal cord issue. Some reasons dogs never learn.
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:56 am to
I am groot
Posted by GreyWhiskers
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:58 am to
Kashyyyk didn’t have any charter schools.
Posted by TheHarahanian
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:58 am to
Why don't you learn to speak Wookie, racist?

The white man wants to make the whole galaxy Anglo.



Disclaimer: I'm white.
This post was edited on 3/14/19 at 8:05 am
Posted by MorbidTheClown
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:02 am to
why don't immigrants learn english?
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:05 am to
quote:

I'm white.


* adds TheHarahanian to "the list" *
Posted by CocomoLSU
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Member since Feb 2004
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:07 am to
quote:

Why didn't Chewbacca learn to speak English?

Weirdly, I thought this was a joke and I clicked the thread to get the punchline.

Color me disappointed. : /
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:12 am to
Bc he is 7 ft tall and can rip your fricking arms off and beat you to death with them.
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:14 am to
Han understands the Wookiee language, but can’t speak it
Chewbacca understands galactic basic (English), but can’t speak it

They don’t ever have to speak each other’s language
Posted by BowlJackson
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Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 8:53 am to
quote:

why don't immigrants learn english?


Why didn't the English learn 'Merican?
Posted by cleeveclever
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:16 am to
Posted by NimbleCat
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:18 am to
quote:

The white man wants to make the whole galaxy Anglo.



Disclaimer: I'm white.


Thanks for clearing that up. I was going to ask if you were a Wookie.
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
56439 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Prob a vocal cord issue. Some reasons dogs never learn.

It's a you problem.

When I get high enough my dog speaks perfect English.
Posted by fr33manator
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 9:20 am to
There was no England in the Star Wars universe.



How would they speak English?
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:40 am to
Since he basically just growls, their vocal chords probably aren't able to. It's like asking why your dog can't speak english.
Posted by TejasHorn
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Member since Mar 2007
11596 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:43 am to
quote:

why don't immigrants learn english?


Take it to the AOC board.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29788 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:48 am to
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Why/how did Han Solo learn to speak Wookie? I don't know either. It's a fricking movie.



The cook on the ship he was raised on was a 400 year old wookie.

Going wash nerd off now.
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