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re: Why are people losing their sh*t over the solar eclipse?

Posted on 4/6/24 at 8:56 pm to
Posted by Athis
I AM Charlie Kirk....
Member since Aug 2016
15758 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 8:56 pm to
The dumbasses have taken their marching orders from the media... AGAIN!!!

This is on X right now...

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??BREAKING: THE FBI & HOMELAND SECURITY JUST WARNED FOR TERRORIST ATTACKS ON PUBLIC GATHERINGS IN THE U.S.?? I F*CKING TOLD YOU THIS WAS COMING FOLLOW WITH NOTIFICATIONS ON IMMEDIATELY I AM ABOUT TO REVEAL WHAT THE NEXT PHASE OF THEIR PLAN IS ??
Posted by Rand AlThor
Member since Jan 2014
10420 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 8:57 pm to
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Aren’t there like 3-5 of these a year.



This will be the last total solar eclipse visible from the US until 2044
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
154205 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 8:58 pm to
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Posted by HangmanPage1
Wild West
Member since Aug 2021
2034 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 8:58 pm to
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Probably because in 2024, it only takes one kid frying his retinas for a schools system to get sued into the Stone Age.
Lawyers, they are the root cause of most of these issues.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71745 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 9:00 pm to
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FOLLOW WITH NOTIFICATIONS ON IMMEDIATELY I AM ABOUT TO REVEAL WHAT THE NEXT PHASE OF THEIR PLAN IS

Posted by Foy
Member since Nov 2009
4563 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 9:05 pm to
I agree. People should stay inside and stare at spreadsheets instead of seeing a natural phenomena. Goddamn Demoncraps
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133427 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 9:08 pm to
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Whatever the frick happened in 2020 fricked this world


LSU Championship was still worth it
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
24865 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 9:09 pm to
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every time something like this happens it’s a complete dud



So wait... you think the eclipse is not going to happen?
Posted by dovehunter
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2014
1716 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 9:09 pm to
It’s a fricking shadow. Ride down a tree lined street any day of the week when it isn’t raining and you’ll see an eclipse. People voted for Biden, people are idiots. People believe EV cars are the answer. People are idiots. People believe that climate change is going to kill us all. People are idiots. People believed midnight 1999 was going to have catastrophic consequences. People are idiots. At least a lot of them are and others are easily influenced by a comprised press.
This post was edited on 4/6/24 at 9:11 pm
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13450 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 9:09 pm to
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The OT is really tore up over it. This is the fifth or sixth thread about it in 24 hours.


This just in, women panic. New to this generation, men just go along with it.
Posted by Landmass
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Member since Jun 2013
24865 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 9:11 pm to
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This just in, women panic. New to this generation, men just go along with it.


Except now, men can pretend to be women. Do they also not know which restaurant to pick for supper?
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21502 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 9:21 pm to
Because I going to Jackson Square and pulling out my dick.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13730 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 9:22 pm to
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175859 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 9:26 pm to
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Well, this is the first one in seven years and there won't be another for 20 more years... so not all that common either.

Since this thread is about New Orleans.. Monday will be a partial solar eclipse there. There was a partial solar eclipse in New Orleans last October and no one gave a frick. No idea why they’re canceling class when the people canceling class probably don’t even realize the same thing happened in New Orleans last October.
Posted by Bullfrog
Running Through the Wet Grass
Member since Jul 2010
60369 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 9:33 pm to
The problem is the Jewish Space Lasers are supposed to be deployed. It is time to cull the herd of us goyim.

The Elohim are returning soon. The cern thing is the EL-ite attempting to roll back time for them to avoid their karma. But that is not how time works. They are fooked. But the eclipse is a a good time, in their play book.

Posted by drexyl
Mingovia
Member since Sep 2005
23330 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 9:34 pm to
Big arse eclipse happened over me several years ago. It’s rare and was fun as shite. Big arse blue marble hurdling through space and this gray rock blocked the view of our sources of light and energy. It was fricking magical.

If you want to sit inside watching food network that’s on you.
Posted by Sidicous
NELA
Member since Aug 2015
19296 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 10:16 pm to
Now you know to remind your kids in 15 years to start up an “Eclipse Preparation” business ahead of the next total eclipse so they can cash in on the idiocy. They can milk it like so many did Y2K.
Posted by trader_tiger83
Member since Dec 2012
1416 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 10:18 pm to
Y2K vibes
Posted by Roman Candle Tag
Member since Mar 2016
1520 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 10:22 pm to
I missed an opportunity here.
I dable in Flat Earth, JSLs, Illuminati stuff now and again.
Mostly, I bait folks along to see how far I get them to believe I'm being sincere.
Eclipse denial could have been fun.
Or eclipse negging for some edge-lord lulz.
Posted by LSUAngelHere1
Watson
Member since Jan 2018
10137 posts
Posted on 4/6/24 at 10:23 pm to
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Social media is doing this to people , got ppl thinking it's the end times

Mainstream media is reporting about NG being deployed, schools closing, and to have 2 weeks food/person, gal water/day, and to expect loss of communication and transportation for 2+ weeks.

The eclipse won’t do anything. The globalists will do something and blame it on the eclipse.
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