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re: Why are bidet toilets not becoming prevalent in the USA?
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:23 am to LemmyLives
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:23 am to LemmyLives
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Because it's not standard practice to put an electrical outlet near the shitter in the US. If you ask for one, it's QED, and magic.
Only need it if you want a heated seat or heated water and don’t have a hot water line. You don’t need anything special to install a basic tap water bidet.
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Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:25 am to Dragula
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Because not everyone likes their a-hole violated?
It’s clear some of you struggle with intrusive homosexual thoughts and urges
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:27 am to LemmyLives
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Because it's not standard practice to put an electrical outlet near the shitter in the US. If you ask for one, it's QED, and magic.
All you need is a GFI or just connect it to your hot water line from your sink
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:32 am to Willie Stroker
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I used one in Europe.
The ones from Japan are the rolls royce of the #2 game!!
European are Kia's
Posted on 6/4/25 at 11:55 am to facher08
I got one last year and love it.
Best $40 ever spent and i feel superior to all the shat smearers around me.
Heres the question..
If you had shat on your arm, would you wipe it off with a paper towel and feel that it was clean?
Now why treat your arse any different?
Best $40 ever spent and i feel superior to all the shat smearers around me.
Heres the question..
If you had shat on your arm, would you wipe it off with a paper towel and feel that it was clean?
Now why treat your arse any different?
Posted on 6/4/25 at 12:53 pm to Mariner
Because shitty toilet paper was always been a crappy idea. (See South Park episode on this)
Posted on 6/4/25 at 1:29 pm to Clyde Tipton
You would be the biggest benefactor of a bidet if this is truly the case.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 2:04 pm to Joshjrn
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It’s clear some of you struggle with intrusive homosexual thoughts and urges
Nah, you lefties just normalize being Fruity...
Posted on 6/4/25 at 2:07 pm to SidetrackSilvera
I would think that both TP and a bidet, combined would be ideal.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 2:12 pm to Dragula
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Nah, you lefties just normalize being Fruity...
Bro, it’s basic hygiene. Do you not wash your arse in the shower because of a fear of catching the ghey?
Posted on 6/4/25 at 2:14 pm to Mariner
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The first time I used one was fifteen years ago in Japan. I saw the button with the arse logo and under the logo it said “cheeks”. Ha!
When I pressed the button and it started cleaning I was like holy smokes it knows exactly where to clean.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 2:18 pm to Mariner
Once the water hits your hole you’ll never go back. No more skid marks. Ah, civilization.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 2:19 pm to Joshjrn
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When you first sit down, give yourself a quick hit with the water. Basically lubricates everything and keeps anything from sticking. Anything that manages to stick anyway washes right off into the toilet.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 2:20 pm to Joshjrn
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Only need it if you want a heated seat or heated water and don’t have a hot water line. You don’t need anything special to install a basic tap water bidet.
I was going to ask this. What if you don't have an outlet next to the toilet?
My house was built in the 50s, and I'm not getting access to hot/warm water without either some plumbing or electrical work being done.
So during the winter I would just have cold water blowing into my bunghole?
Posted on 6/4/25 at 2:22 pm to Mo Jeaux
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Bro, it’s basic hygiene. Do you not wash your arse in the shower because of a fear of catching the ghey?
Maybe I'm doing it wrong, but I do not blast pressurized water at my a-hole during a shower...
Posted on 6/4/25 at 2:23 pm to Snipe
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There are people still smearing crap all over their arse with paper?
They are no better than the Muslims who use their hands.
Posted on 6/4/25 at 2:37 pm to boxcarbarney
Cold is better, IMO
Posted on 6/4/25 at 2:43 pm to Vacherie Saint
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Cold is better, IMO
Warm/hot water is better for hemorrhoids
Posted on 6/4/25 at 2:44 pm to ATLwreck
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