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Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:48 pm to ReauxlTide222
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Bump for us wanting to know about hairy asses
ETA: I don’t think some of you lucky folks realize what variables come into play when you’ve got a hairy arse. We aren’t playing the same game.
Trick I learned from this board, maybe from Fr33?
When you first sit down, give yourself a quick hit with the water. Basically lubricates everything and keeps anything from sticking. Anything that manages to stick anyway washes right off into the toilet.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:50 pm to Jmcc64
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I've never understood them. In lieu of paper? addition to? and now I have to drip dry? use a towel? or more paper? I don't wanna be wet down there.
I'm flumoxed by a lot of this as well. I also don't understand the appeal of splashing shitty water everywhere.
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 4:54 pm
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:51 pm to Mariner
American men have not developed the love of stuff hitting their a-hole repeatedly yet. We are getting there though.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:52 pm to 777Tiger
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Never have used a bidet and never will
no strong feelings one way or the other but for a supposed baw board, dudes on here sure do talk about buttplay a lot
Yes, because hand to tissue to arse is the manly way.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:54 pm to Clyde Tipton
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but with the shits I take, there is no way it possibly works.
You've got it all backwards. Those things can power wash stucco off the inside of your thighs without irritating your taint. It's delightful
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:57 pm to Shexter
quote:if you get the hydro evac angle just right it cleans you up just like when ur ol tongues you right
Does it spray the water UP your hole?
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:58 pm to Y.A. Tittle
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I'm flumoxed by a lot of this as well. I also don't understand the appeal of splashing shitty water everywhere.
It doesn't go everywhere; anything solid falls into the toilet. Sit down, quick spray. shite. Longer spray. Wipe to dry and to see if you're clean. If clean, you're done. If not, repeat longer spray and wipe sequence until clean.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:58 pm to Mariner
Two...no, three words.....Proctor & Gamble and Charmin.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 4:59 pm to Mariner
Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:02 pm to Clyde Tipton
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The pressure needed to power wash a tacky spackle off my butt seems risky.
Totally. Better to use some flimsy paper to really rub it around and into your skin.
If you were to spill some paint on your driveway, are you grabbing a bunch of paper towels to clean it up or are you grabbing the hose/pressure washer?
Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:05 pm to Mariner
Wife loves hers. I’m scared to try it!!! Never had a cold water hose shoot right at my a-hole. Might jump off the seat.
I don’t see how you don’t have poo water all over your arse and balls/dick.
I don’t see how you don’t have poo water all over your arse and balls/dick.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:05 pm to Mariner
Two big factors. First, the availability of paper products. Europe much of their forests long ago, and what is left is protected. In the US, trees are treated as a crop.
Second, which I have read about in the past, is the association with European brothels from WWII.
Second, which I have read about in the past, is the association with European brothels from WWII.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:05 pm to 777Tiger
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no strong feelings one way or the other but for a supposed baw board, dudes on here sure do talk about buttplay a lot
Happy Pride Month!!
Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:10 pm to Mariner
I am sure they wouldn't be popular if they didn't get all the booty crumbs out, but I don't understand how bidets functionally get all the booty crumbs out.
Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:16 pm to danilo
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never will
Why not?
Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:20 pm to danilo
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Happy Pride Month!!
completely forgot, thanks man!
Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:21 pm to Mariner
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After using one I want to go home and “slap yo mama.” Been doing it all wrong this whole time. It’s like it’s laser guided and covers every millimeter of a person’s hole. They even have a frontal option for women.
Why are they not the standard with new houses and renovations?
Everyone I know has a bidet.....I'm not sure what you're talking about
Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:22 pm to Mariner
Big Toilets will never allow it
Posted on 6/3/25 at 5:23 pm to Mariner
Count me as one I’ve never understood them.
I understand needing some water to get completely clean…. But Water spray, in and by itself, doesn’t clean your butthole.
Wet wipes are where it’s at IMO
I understand needing some water to get completely clean…. But Water spray, in and by itself, doesn’t clean your butthole.
Wet wipes are where it’s at IMO
This post was edited on 6/3/25 at 5:29 pm
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