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Posted on 1/23/18 at 4:11 pm to X123F45
The Human Resources Manager.
He is the only non-technical guy in a department full of scientists. The guy walks around like he has something to prove, tells lame jokes while only laughing if he is sure everyone else is laughing and does math on the level of a 12th grader.
He is the only non-technical guy in a department full of scientists. The guy walks around like he has something to prove, tells lame jokes while only laughing if he is sure everyone else is laughing and does math on the level of a 12th grader.
This post was edited on 1/23/18 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 1/23/18 at 5:25 pm to X123F45
You choose.
Worthless manager who can't deal with adults, so he hires high school kids almost exclusively. Cannot lead, motivate, schedule (10 months, and he still hasn't hired an assistant for me), will not lift a finger to help anyone out, but will crawl on fire ants and broken glass to interfere with me.
Previously mentioned high school kids, cell phone addicts, who believe their job consists solely of wearing the company shirt.
Guy who has been there almost ten years without being promoted, avoids anything that looks like work, takes innumerable breaks, hides out in the bathroom, and has somehow convinced management/ownership they can't do without him. He's either sucking someone's dick, or he's the company snitch.
Worthless manager who can't deal with adults, so he hires high school kids almost exclusively. Cannot lead, motivate, schedule (10 months, and he still hasn't hired an assistant for me), will not lift a finger to help anyone out, but will crawl on fire ants and broken glass to interfere with me.
Previously mentioned high school kids, cell phone addicts, who believe their job consists solely of wearing the company shirt.
Guy who has been there almost ten years without being promoted, avoids anything that looks like work, takes innumerable breaks, hides out in the bathroom, and has somehow convinced management/ownership they can't do without him. He's either sucking someone's dick, or he's the company snitch.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 5:32 pm to X123F45
A guy in HR
Toby Flenderson
Toby Flenderson
Posted on 1/23/18 at 5:34 pm to FightinTigersDammit
What kind of job do you have where you work with high school kids
Posted on 1/23/18 at 5:41 pm to GreatLakesTiger24
Small town, don't want to say too much.
Way to home in on the crux of the matter, though.
Way to home in on the crux of the matter, though.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 5:44 pm to X123F45
OCC
Posted on 1/23/18 at 5:44 pm to UGATiger26
quote:
MonicaLewinsky
Lol. Still have some hard feelings about that internship, Monica?
I'm pretty sure the hard feelings were during the internship.
And this:
quote:is funny as hell.
"OOOO YEAH RYNO! YOU SHOWED THAT YOUNGER GENERATION YOUR POWER! OOO BABY I MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD! HOW DARE THEY BE BORN AFTER ME!" As you come in your sock.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 7:41 pm to X123F45
EVERYONE THEY ALL ARE HORRIBLE. EVEN THE 2 GOOD LOOKING ONES. THEY ARE ALL HORRIBLE
Posted on 1/23/18 at 7:58 pm to Logan548
Got this one bitch that relives me on the weekend. Always comes in at the last minute. Comes in the office while looking down on her iPhone. The heffer hasn't seen a razor in about 12 months. Probably has never been fricked. Just a selfish count. Eats all kinds of shite and never cleans her mess. She was my boss at one one point years ago but got demoted for not keeping proper files and not implementing standard operating procedures. She is also obsessed with The New Kids on the Block. Psycho !!
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:04 pm to X123F45
Hmm.. tough call. It’s either the older assistant QA manager that looks like a gnome, always complains about her back and always talks about how things were at her old jobs. In addition she is also a one-upper know it all who doesn’t seem to understand sarcasm.
The other option for me is the aggressively social old guy who tells bad stories.
I’m fairly confident that both are only employed as a way to keep people from hanging out in the break room.
Hm, or it could be the c-unit in charge who keeps accepting contracts where we have to sub out 80% of the work at a loss. Even though she knows we don’t have the capability to come close to completing it in house. She literally asked us to look into getting certified to run analysis on shite.
The other option for me is the aggressively social old guy who tells bad stories.
I’m fairly confident that both are only employed as a way to keep people from hanging out in the break room.
Hm, or it could be the c-unit in charge who keeps accepting contracts where we have to sub out 80% of the work at a loss. Even though she knows we don’t have the capability to come close to completing it in house. She literally asked us to look into getting certified to run analysis on shite.
This post was edited on 1/23/18 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 1/23/18 at 8:18 pm to X123F45
This dude in the solar projects section who calls himself Fareplay. Always on internet - TD-OT when he should be working, In his opinion it is always someone else's fault that his work sucks.
He thinks we need him, and doesn't realize I can hire 20 people in the next ten days who will do his job as good as he does, the first day, with fewer headaches for me. Probably will bite the bullet and let him go Friday. fricker thinks I don't know? It will make the company better about ten seconds after he clears the front door.
He thinks we need him, and doesn't realize I can hire 20 people in the next ten days who will do his job as good as he does, the first day, with fewer headaches for me. Probably will bite the bullet and let him go Friday. fricker thinks I don't know? It will make the company better about ten seconds after he clears the front door.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 9:16 pm to X123F45
I don't have a "place" of employment but if I did I would not want fareplay aTm there. I couldn't tolerate the whining.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:02 pm to X123F45
One of the owners. Was literallt given part of the company becasue of a rich spouse. Complete spoon fed pussy. Thinks she’s the smartest person, is completely incapable of doing anything and starts drama just because she can.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:19 pm to spaceranger
quote:
but i guess once youre old and rich you really dont give a frick
You got that right Junior. I burp and fart wherever I please and pass out fun coupons.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:51 pm to X123F45
Most recent person hired in my department.
Easily 300 lbs. Smoker. Eats sunflower seeds at her desk all day and spits them into a fricking Kleenex on her desk in a giant pile.
Takes her smoke breAks at the main entrance to our office. Makes the place look super classy.
Worst part is the smell. After she smokes she applies so much hand lotion it smells like an ashtray fricked a Bath and Body Works.
Easily 300 lbs. Smoker. Eats sunflower seeds at her desk all day and spits them into a fricking Kleenex on her desk in a giant pile.
Takes her smoke breAks at the main entrance to our office. Makes the place look super classy.
Worst part is the smell. After she smokes she applies so much hand lotion it smells like an ashtray fricked a Bath and Body Works.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 10:59 pm to X123F45
Probably the one I got tricked into transferring in who showed up with 14 write-ups in her file for tardiness or call-outs.
She's about to be fired for theft.
She's about to be fired for theft.
Posted on 1/23/18 at 11:30 pm to Muthsera
It has to be "i'm too stressed out and overworked for you to even talk to me" lady.
No matter the day, no matter the task, she absolutely has no time for anything including answering simple questions.
Yet she fails to do most of her duties and spends more time on the excuses about why nothing is done than actually doing any real work.
No matter the day, no matter the task, she absolutely has no time for anything including answering simple questions.
Yet she fails to do most of her duties and spends more time on the excuses about why nothing is done than actually doing any real work.
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 2:59 am
Posted on 1/24/18 at 2:41 am to X123F45
Yeah I work with a guy in his 50s who constantly tries to stir shite up with people in their 20s/30s. He is jaded and miserable as hell. Retire already you old frick.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 5:07 am to MonicaLewinsky
quote:
come in your sock.
What has sock monkey done to deserve your foul mouth. Leave sock monkey out of it.
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