re: Who's the worst person at your place of employment?

A disgusting arrogant fem nazi, deluded to the point that it's funny to read her email responses to her mistakes being noted, like there's a checklist she goes down to do anything but admit it. Blame administrative person, Computer glitch, Confusion caused by vagueness on issue, relying on someone else's confirmation, blah blah blah.

We have this one fat arse in our office who is also know-it-all. This motherfricker will literally chime in when you're having a conversation across the floor about healthy cooking while being 150 pounds overweight. He also has terrible bowels and will ruin any peaceful deuce you might be having. I swear the guy takes about 6 violent shits each day.

Me. Isn't close, my nickname is Satan

We have one who talks about whatever he wants to talk about and will flip the conversation to himself.

His daily topics of discussion that we've heard 1,000,000 times.... teacher retirement, his former TV repair business, how great his son is and his former job an instrumentation guy for a Fire Alarm company.

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Coworker at my real estate agency killed someone

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....allegedly.

If there is a department you can find someone who sucks, it is accounting. They are all either pretty cool.. Not the most exciting, but generally cool.. However; there will be one or two who just down right sucks.

For me, it is a woman who works in or with accounting. Not really sure, but she keep track of everyone's hours. I think she just checks to make sure everyone submits their e-timesheets and makes sure everyone charges to the appropriate projects. Not sure if she is a good worker, I am sure she could be, but mother frick.. That bitch doesn't care who hears her business and she has a whole lot of family drama.

She has a boyfriend who she been dating for several years. They live together, both are divorced. Evidently her kids don't like the boyfriend and the boyfriend's kids don't like her. One time the BF said something about her daughter that pissed her off so she ignored him for awhile (several days) and the only time he tried to "make up" with her was when he wanted sex.

She is in a cube on the other side of me so I can hear just about everything. One day someone made a joke about a "threesome". It was something like "the three of us need to have a meeting later" the other person said "oh. like a threesome party?". All three women laughs then this woman goes on to say "Mark asked me one time if I would have a threesome. Me, him and another girl. I told him no, but I thought about it more. If he would ask me at the right time, I might tell him yes"..I think there was more to the conversation than that, but couldn't hear.

She comes in about 20 mins before she has to clock in and she sits in her cube talking to someone on her cellphone. It is someone she tells everything to. Not sure if she doesn't realize people hear her, but she is loud so it is hard to not hear her. And she always pronounces words wrong.

My fricking employee who wants to call in for every little thing. One time sent around a group text one n8ght w a picture of a thermometer showing a LESS THAN ONE DEGREE FEVER saying she doubt she would be in the next day. She'll come to work dramatically and heroically clutching dayquil and make sure everyone knows she's fighting though something awful to be at work...before leaving at noon cause it's just unbearable.

She will spend her other days bitching about not getting enough hours.

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LESS THAN ONE DEGREE FEVER

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Anything between 97.6 (or 97.7) and 99 is "normal". Was it above 99 degrees?

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having explosive movements

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I'm stealing this...