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re: Whole body deodorant
Posted on 2/24/24 at 11:47 am to HonoraryCoonass
Posted on 2/24/24 at 11:47 am to HonoraryCoonass
Lume cures the garlic butter parmesan cheese nuts and swamp arse like no other. I used to use gold bond and other brands that never quite worked. Swamp arse always prevailed. Lume has helped more than anything else.
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Posted on 2/24/24 at 11:50 am to STLDawg
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The best whole body antiperspirant/deodorant is not being a fattie
Well, this isn't true at all. I've known a couple athletic dudes that would start sweating and stinking (without preventatives) as soon as they stepped out of the shower. One was an Italian from Boston area that earned the nickname "Cheesy D". Dude didn't have body fat to speak of just was a prodigious sweater.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 11:55 am to HonoraryCoonass
Some nasty mother frickers in here
Posted on 2/24/24 at 11:55 am to HonoraryCoonass
It’s called mutha fricking baby powder.
Baby powder your nether regions and you gonna be alright and now have swamp arse
Baby powder your nether regions and you gonna be alright and now have swamp arse
Posted on 2/24/24 at 11:57 am to LegendInMyMind
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Are these deodorants or antiperspirants? Slathering head-to-toe with an antiperspirant may not be the best of ideas on a Deep South Summer day. Lume pimps its stuff as deodorant, so I'm gonna say it just knocks down the microbes and doesn't stop the sweating so much.
The Lume I use is just a deodorant. I still use Dove for the armpits since it’s an antiperspirant as well.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 12:22 pm to HonoraryCoonass
Got a cousin who could sure use it!!!
Posted on 2/24/24 at 12:28 pm to shutterspeed
quote:I tell you what works great is Lamisil. It’s a medication for athletes foot. Works for that too, but it’ll clean up a king size case of jock itch along the way. Full course of treatment for foot fungus is 3 months or more, but the byproducts of Louisiana swamp arse will be gone after like 3 days. Had my vet give me another script just so I’m ready in 2024.
Does it prevent swamp arse?
Posted on 2/24/24 at 12:37 pm to runforrestrun
Runforesreun;
That’s funny.
"Everyone has a price". When I would see a viagra commercial, I would ask my husband how much money it would take for him to be in one. Or those "I poop" cringe commercials.
The lume commercials are annoying. The two women (a female dr and a female employee) who do them are overeager. However, with a fat check I could promote the hell out of lume. To sit on a toilet and say "I’m a woman and I poop" would take a lot bigger check. I am not even sure what the number is. I guess someone would have to stand in front of me with a check and a pen, and keep upping the offer until something clicked and I said OK! Life changing money ? Or just "can get some new stuff" money.? However, I don’t think commercials pay life changing money, so the yuck factor could definitely come into play., depending on the product.
That’s funny.
"Everyone has a price". When I would see a viagra commercial, I would ask my husband how much money it would take for him to be in one. Or those "I poop" cringe commercials.
The lume commercials are annoying. The two women (a female dr and a female employee) who do them are overeager. However, with a fat check I could promote the hell out of lume. To sit on a toilet and say "I’m a woman and I poop" would take a lot bigger check. I am not even sure what the number is. I guess someone would have to stand in front of me with a check and a pen, and keep upping the offer until something clicked and I said OK! Life changing money ? Or just "can get some new stuff" money.? However, I don’t think commercials pay life changing money, so the yuck factor could definitely come into play., depending on the product.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 12:51 pm to Will Cover
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Mando works. I’ve tried them all. Costly at $12 per stick, but worth it.
So does soap.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 12:56 pm to LSUballs
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All I know is that Lume deodorant inventor lady looks like she stinks.
Such a vile commercial. I would never buy the product simply because she is a horrible spokesperson for it.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 1:01 pm to madamsquirrel
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Lume turned my pits bright red. 0/10 do not recommend.
You never know what you're getting with some of that stuff. I ran out of deodorant while in Italy so I bought something domestic to replace it, nothing fancy just some off-the-shelf brand. That crap caused a rash and painful welts to form under my arms as if I had rubbed poison ivy under them. It took weeks for it to go away.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 1:06 pm to LSUballs
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know is that Lume deodorant inventor lady looks like she stinks.
She puts her feet up to the camer And my stomach knotted up.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 1:07 pm to HonoraryCoonass
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HonoraryCoonass
Whole lot of stupid in your post. I bet your IQ goes all the way to room temperature. Self awareness is definitely not one of your strongest attributes is it?
Posted on 2/24/24 at 1:28 pm to Fat and Happy
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It’s called mutha fricking baby powder.
Baby powder your nether regions and you gonna be alright and now have swamp arse
But then you'll get dick and ball cancer
Posted on 2/24/24 at 1:56 pm to HonoraryCoonass
My work hired a guy from Mumbai who smells like he wears whole body deodorant that he brought over from India. The scent doesn’t smell good to me, but if it gets him his target women, I can tolerate it for a minute or two a day. But I am mostly holding my breath during that time.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 2:01 pm to LSUballs
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All I know is that Lume deodorant inventor lady looks like she stinks.
I had the exact same impression. That big galoot of a womn probably does stink.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 2:01 pm to shutterspeed
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Do you just roll it all up in your butthole and anal cleft at the start of the day?
Posted on 2/24/24 at 2:02 pm to HonoraryCoonass
Use whatever deodorant or antiperspirant you like and apply it under your arms. Take a wet wipe/baby wipe and wipe your underarms. Wipe your crotch or butt with the wipe. Work from the top down and always use a clean wipe. Reapply the deodorant to your underarms. This process cleans and applies deodorant in one swipe.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 2:03 pm to shutterspeed
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anal cleft
My goal is to work this into a conversation next week.
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