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re: Whole body deodorant
Posted on 2/24/24 at 2:08 pm to HonoraryCoonass
Posted on 2/24/24 at 2:08 pm to HonoraryCoonass
Seriously I would agree with you but these young ones reek. It’s like being in Europe in the Summer time or something. We need a whole body spray as you walk into stores or something
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Posted on 2/24/24 at 2:27 pm to Will Cover
quote:How bad did you stink to have to try something like this?
Mando does.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 2:27 pm to Fat and Happy
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Baby powder your nether regions and you gonna be alright
Sadly, my mother did that for years and wound up with ovarian cancer. Talcum powder kills. There have been class action lawsuits against J&J.
Marketing sways folks for sure - here’s the backstory of how deoderant became mainstream:
How advertisers convinced Americans they smell bad
This post was edited on 2/24/24 at 2:33 pm
Posted on 2/24/24 at 3:14 pm to TigerCoon
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That big galoot of a womn
Perfect description. She awful. When she says "under boob" I throw up in my mouth a little
Posted on 2/24/24 at 3:16 pm to shutterspeed
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Do you just roll it all up in your butthole and anal cleft at the start of the day?And, then, do you re-apply later in the day when your butthole is all sweaty?
And then put it in your armpits?
Posted on 2/24/24 at 4:52 pm to HonoraryCoonass
Head & Shoulders, Axe dry white powder deodorant, Lotrimin ball spray, and a shot of Polo blue, and I'm out the door.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 4:55 pm to LSUballs
I said the same thing hahaha
Posted on 2/24/24 at 6:21 pm to HonoraryCoonass
A shower is the best whole body deodorant in my opinion.
Posted on 2/24/24 at 9:59 pm to Geauxldninja
or you could bathe
Posted on 2/24/24 at 10:20 pm to LSUballs
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Whole body deodorant by LSUballs
All I know is that Lume deodorant inventor lady looks like she stinks
I realize not everyone has the money yo hire a top notch marketing team, but common sense should have kept her from shooting a commercial on her phone 3 inches away from her face while talking about lathering her butt cheeks with deodorant
Posted on 2/25/24 at 6:45 am to scott8811
Oh but there were other commercials! One featured a nicely dressed woman in a doctor’s office being smelled by another woman in a lab coat holding a clipboard. Girl even turned around and bent over for the inspector to smell her heinie. All the ads stink!
Posted on 2/25/24 at 6:56 am to Martini
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So does soap.
And some Gold Bond powder if necessary.
Posted on 2/25/24 at 7:45 am to LSUballs
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Perfect description. She awful. When she says "under boob" I throw up in my mouth a little
There’s one commercial when a woman attests that she tried Lume after it was recommended by her gynecologist.
Seems like every woman’s nightmare.
For a young woman to hear that from her gyno, she’s got to know she’s just not marriage material. Will always be a one date wonder.
This could possibly be what drives women to become porn stars. And explains why men have to get paid to do pornos.
Edited: Happy Sunday everybody!
This post was edited on 2/25/24 at 7:47 am
Posted on 2/25/24 at 8:05 am to LRB1967
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A shower is the best whole body deodorant in my opinion.
Look I hate swamp arse as much as the next guy but a quick shower before you go in public is not hard.
Posted on 2/25/24 at 8:16 am to Willie Stroker
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she tried Lume after it was recommended by her gynecologist.
bruh, how bad did her shite have to stink for her gyno take the extra step of not only commenting on the odor, but telling her to try this new, relatively unproven product?
"well, you could try this new shite they got out now to try to tame that wolf pussy..."
Posted on 2/25/24 at 8:51 am to LSUballs
Lume lady makes me want to barf and she does look stinky.
Posted on 2/25/24 at 9:06 am to HonoraryCoonass
Napoleon, in one of his more infamous letters to Josephine, begged her not to bathe, for he wanted to enjoy her body odor to the fullest.
Posted on 2/25/24 at 9:08 am to rocksteady
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Napoleon, in one of his more infamous letters to Josephine, begged her not to bathe, for he wanted to enjoy her body odor to the fullest.
well, then, Napoleon was a nasty mother fricker, bruh
Posted on 2/25/24 at 9:12 am to scott8811
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I realize not everyone has the money yo hire a top notch marketing team, but common sense should have kept her from shooting a commercial on her phone 3 inches away from her face while talking about lathering her butt cheeks with deodorant
Agreed. She does some em in her bathroom too. Weird. And I don’t need you to show me where to use it. I know where my butt cheeks and armpits are.
This post was edited on 2/25/24 at 9:18 am
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