Whole body deodorant

All I know is that Lume deodorant inventor lady looks like she stinks.

What's crazy is how blatantly the big cosmetics companies have all started copying that nasty Lume chick's marketing approavh.

Call it "deo" (who ever said that?)

Use cutesy terms like "bits" and "pits"

I've never witnessed anything quite like it- maybe the rise of energy drinks circa 2002, but at least the cans all looked different from Red Bull's.

You couldn’t pay me enough money to be an actor in one of those commercials

Does it prevent swamp arse?

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Does it prevent swamp arse?

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Yep. I use it for the humidititties in the summer when working outside.

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Yep. I use it for the humidititties in the summer when working outside.

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Pics or it didn’t happen

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Yep. I use it for the humidititties in the summer when working outside.

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But thas not swamp arse. Thas swamptitty.

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Mando does.

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Do you just roll it all up in your butthole and anal cleft at the start of the day?And, then, do you re-apply later in the day when your butthole is all sweaty?

That's called soap

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The best whole body antiperspirant/deodorant is not being a fattie

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I don't know about that one.
I know skinny people with absolutely putrid BO