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jafari rastaman
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The remnants of a once great beer belly.
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/17/25 at 6:47 am
I used to have a great beer belly that took decades of dedication to create. It was living proof that I had directly experienced Ben Franklin’s quote “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” I decided I no longer needed to walk around showing the world that God loves us by the size of my beer belly.
So 43 days ago I hit my beer belly with a 1-2 punch. I stopped drinking entirely, cutting my weekly beer consumption by 42 beers or more. I also ramped up my cardio (swim/bike/run) to 4.5-5.5 hours a week.
I lost 10 lbs in less than a month. I didn’t measure the circumference before I stopped drinking, but my once great beer belly is noticeably smaller. The problem is the remnants still remain.
I am looking to incorporate a 1-2-3 punch where I add specific exercises to get rid of the final remnants. Does anybody have any recommendations? Sit-ups would make my abs stronger and may give me a 6 pack, but if it is covered by the remnants of a great beer belly nobody would be able to tell.
What have you done that has worked?
So 43 days ago I hit my beer belly with a 1-2 punch. I stopped drinking entirely, cutting my weekly beer consumption by 42 beers or more. I also ramped up my cardio (swim/bike/run) to 4.5-5.5 hours a week.
I lost 10 lbs in less than a month. I didn’t measure the circumference before I stopped drinking, but my once great beer belly is noticeably smaller. The problem is the remnants still remain.
I am looking to incorporate a 1-2-3 punch where I add specific exercises to get rid of the final remnants. Does anybody have any recommendations? Sit-ups would make my abs stronger and may give me a 6 pack, but if it is covered by the remnants of a great beer belly nobody would be able to tell.
What have you done that has worked?
re: Why do so many people like to lie about how many steps they take a day?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/16/25 at 10:29 pm
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I've gone over 30K on two occasions in March. 15-20K is average on a workday
The average height on here is around 6’4” - 6’6”, so we have fairly long strides. It is difficult for us to get 10k steps on an active day.
Let’s say we walk to the store and back, we may get 2k steps. If you made this same journey, it sounds like you would probably get around 8k or more steps.
Does this make you healthier because you are shorter than the average poster on here?
re: Former LSU WR Kyren Lacy feared to have taken his life last night
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/13/25 at 7:23 pm
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His attorney is obviously trying to make a name for himself.
He is trying to build a case to sue the NFL for causing PTSD by pulling his draft card after he declared. He also needs to protect the estate to prevent the victims of the car accident from suing for his NIL net worth and the proceeds of his lawsuit against the NFL. He obviously had some money if he had a Charger and bought his sister one also.
re: Former LSU WR Kyren Lacy feared to have taken his life last night
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/13/25 at 9:29 am
If this is true, I will always remember him for the way he used to celebrate big plays.
re: What Is The Most Bizarre Death You’ve Ever Heard Of?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/12/25 at 7:29 pm
A few years ago, a guy dressed up like Uncle Sam on the Fourth of July. He was smoking a cigarette and dancing before he decided to light a firework on the top of his top hat. Unfortunately when the firework exploded it killed him instantly. I think he may have posted here.
re: NASA tried to hide a former DEI manager, she was just fired.
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/12/25 at 12:41 pm
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Out on her useless arse
Did Joe Biden put a golden parachute in her contract?
re: Suspect jailed in Amish buggy holdups
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/8/25 at 6:42 am
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Out of all the people in the world to rob, he picked an Amish fella. They still use horses for transportation. How much was he expecting to get from them?
Have you ever been to a furniture store? The Amish make high quality furniture. The baw was probably hoping he just sold a bunch of furniture and was carrying a lot it cash on him. Plus it should be relatively easy to get away from, since many Amish don’t use any technology or even know what a cell phone is.
Basketball NIL strategy consideration
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/6/25 at 7:26 pm
I have come up with a different NIL strategy for basketball that Woodward should consider. It will net more National Championships than the current path we are on.
Basically we don’t spend a single NIL dollar on basketball for 9 straight years. We put all of the money we would have spent into a bank and field an intramural team. In the 10th year, we blow our load and sign the top 5 guys in the country and enjoy a championship run.
We won’t be guaranteed to win a national championship once every 10 years, but we will have a pretty good chance because we will essentially be fielding an NBA team. Every player on our team will be one and done and expected to go in the first round.
Basically we don’t spend a single NIL dollar on basketball for 9 straight years. We put all of the money we would have spent into a bank and field an intramural team. In the 10th year, we blow our load and sign the top 5 guys in the country and enjoy a championship run.
We won’t be guaranteed to win a national championship once every 10 years, but we will have a pretty good chance because we will essentially be fielding an NBA team. Every player on our team will be one and done and expected to go in the first round.
re: Is it common for the 28-35 age demographic to be so mentally weak?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/6/25 at 10:04 am
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Had dinner with a niece…Is this generation so weak
Have you considered genetics?
re: Have we talked about the best god damn stolen valor fishing captain in Florida yet?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/5/25 at 8:49 pm
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Horny is lucky that "kid" did not have a pistol
Serious question, how many baws on here have a friend in their 40’s who has you call him “horny”?
re: Tree trimming question
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/3/25 at 7:28 pm
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I use the manual version. It cuts easily and it extends higher than the powered versions I've seen, plus way cheaper. Just my preference.
I decided to go this route. I figure I can use it to keep the branches away from the house and vehicles. If the trees start looking a bit lopsided in a few years, I’ll hire somebody to even it all out.
re: Tree trimming question
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/3/25 at 7:18 pm
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Do you also handle your own yard work? Weed eat, edge, etc.
Yeah, I mow and use the weed whacker to edge. It gives me some extra exercise, saves a little money, and shows the kids it’s OK to do work. That’s a win-win-win in my book.
re: Tree trimming question
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/2/25 at 6:38 am
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i had an oak totaly f me a couple years ago.
How did this oak f you? Were you trimming it yourself or not trimming at all?
Tree trimming question
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/1/25 at 10:33 pm
This isn’t another thread about trying to justify having an old lady with cancer pay to trim her trees that have branches growing on my side of the fence. I need to trim some branches off of my own trees.
I’m looking at either one of those extendable pruners with ropes and a separate saw attachment or an extendable electric pole saw.
I see an electric pole saw from dewalt that looks pretty nice. But I will probably only need to trim once every few years. So I’m not sure if the extra cost is worth it. I’m also considering a Fiskars extendable pole saw and tree pruner. Does anybody have any experience with these? If not, what do you use? And can you recommend a brand/model that has held up well and gets the job done?
I’m looking at either one of those extendable pruners with ropes and a separate saw attachment or an extendable electric pole saw.
I see an electric pole saw from dewalt that looks pretty nice. But I will probably only need to trim once every few years. So I’m not sure if the extra cost is worth it. I’m also considering a Fiskars extendable pole saw and tree pruner. Does anybody have any experience with these? If not, what do you use? And can you recommend a brand/model that has held up well and gets the job done?
re: Gators star Bennett Andersen goes viral after 'falling in love' with female reporter
Posted by jafari rastaman on 3/31/25 at 6:55 am
He scored one bucket. How did he get the nickname “buckets”?
re: Chest and Vyc Miller
Posted by jafari rastaman on 3/28/25 at 1:24 pm
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Losing Chest and Vyc hurt!
We are getting a lot of new NIL money. Why didn’t we give a little bit of it to them to stay?
re: Cannabis Study - Researcher says THC increases risk of heart attacks
Posted by jafari rastaman on 3/26/25 at 7:12 am
This makes me glad that I stopped 21 days ago.
re: Question for the baws who have quit smoking and drinking
Posted by jafari rastaman on 3/25/25 at 6:52 am
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Weight loss
Jafari Rastaman checking in here. I have been smoke and drink free for 20 days. I am feeling even better than I did 10 days ago. I ran 10 miles last week and swam 3 miles. I have already lost 8 lbs and my beer belly is noticeably smaller.
I couldn’t have done it without the TD community. But also, if I can do it then anybody here can.
re: Woman Dorsaled by a Dolphin in Jamaica
Posted by jafari rastaman on 3/22/25 at 9:16 am
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Quincy is the baby-daddy and he is holding out for a cut of the GoFundMe proceeds
This can’t be an easy time for Quincy either. Not only does he have to watch the kids by himself while she goes on vacation to Jamaica where she has easy access to weed and rum, but he also won’t be able to frick for a while when she finally does make it back.
re: Airbnbs in Galveston are getting dumped left and right
Posted by jafari rastaman on 3/21/25 at 5:38 am
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Drop your rate and you attract the real winners of the world . I see it with my neighbors every weekend . They stay about 80% booked but man is the clientele is rough !
Who cares if your neighbors have a bunch of fatties with a lot of tattoos staying there? Or have you brought a black light in there and seen splotches all over the bedroom, pillow cases, carpet, wallpaper, kitchen counter, dining room table, couches, lay-z-boy, washer, dryer, and other places you may not even expect a baw to do the deed?
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