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re: Blow up hot tub - jafari rastaman
A few questions/comments: 1. If you get out of your hot tub with your wife and you notice some man juice floating on the top of the water, be sure to fish it out before the kids get in. 2. What kind of air pressure does it hold? If it is blow up with lung pressure, you probably won’t be able to ...
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re: Whole body deodorant - jafari rastaman
My work hired a guy from Mumbai who smells like he wears whole body deodorant that he brought over from India. The scent doesn’t smell good to me, but if it gets him his target women, I can tolerate it for a minute or two a day. But I am mostly holding my breath during that time....
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re: To what level do you just completely dismiss someone that lists their pronouns anywhere? - jafari rastaman
When I have to email the HR lady, I will put “Jafari Rastaman (he/him)” in my signature. I feel like it can probably get me some extra points with HR. I don’t use it anywhere else....
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re: Living in Breaux Bridge Question - jafari rastaman
The housing prices there should be cheap as frick....
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re: Starting Over After Divorce - jafari rastaman
[quote]I’d bet every dollar I have that my son is mine.[/quote] Don’t forget that Jody never sleeps....
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re: Starting Over After Divorce - jafari rastaman
Don’t worry about the house, alimony, or child support. Get yourself a good lawyer to figure all of that out. Right now focus on yourself and your young kid. Eventually download yourself a dating app and the rest will work itself out. If you see your ex-wife’s friends on the app, just remember th...
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re: Division One 5 star athletes sign Cornhole Scholarships - jafari rastaman
If this is going to become a big thing, can somebody send this to Woodward? We should be able to sign the top talent in the country and bring in a few nattys before it explodes....
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re: A $2.8 million memorial to COVID victims is being built in Jefferson Parish - jafari rastaman
They might be building it to attract tourism. Like when Kevin Costener built a baseball field in a corn field....
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re: Why does a certain demographic that is able bodied always have a handicap sticker - jafari rastaman
It’s much easier to find parking and when you find a spot, you don’t have to walk as far. Stores these days reserve too many handicap spots anyway. I’ve never been to a store where there was a handicap party and all the spots were taken....
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re: What's up with Louisiana police chiefs and sheriffs getting caught in scandals? - jafari rastaman
Police and sheriff’s no longer view themselves as being the law. They view themselves as above they law....
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re: I keep ignoring calls from my former employers lawyers - jafari rastaman
Just change your voicemail to match George Costanza’s when he was screening his calls. Be sure to have the background music playing also, that is key. “Believe it or not, Harlan isn't at home Leave a message at the beep I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or no...
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re: Anybody have JAG experience? - jafari rastaman
[quote]He means tactical, as in in being in actual danger, I suspect. Because that doesn't happen in basic.[/quote] “Being in actual danger”?? It sounds like you are talking about riding in the back seat of your grandmas Buick or Oldsmobile on the way to the local bingo hall. Possibly with your ...
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re: How much you baws spend on Valentines? - jafari rastaman
Sure, it’s overpriced. But the best part is we are all essentially guaranteed to get laid....
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What are you baws giving up for lent? - jafari rastaman
Cigarettes? Beer? Porn? Sloppy Joes? Whiskey? Chewing Tobacco? Vape Pens? What have you decided to give up?...
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re: Started using Zyn - jafari rastaman
[quote]Smoked thirty years[/quote] 2 questions. 1. Will you miss looking like the Marlboro man? 2. Is Zyn healthy for your gums?...
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re: Receding Hairline - Shave it all or keep cut short - jafari rastaman
I’m between 3 and 4. But with the way I comb it, nobody can tell I’m beyond 2....
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Baws that use fake firelogs - jafari rastaman
My fireplace is fully stocked for the rest of this winter. But for the baws that supplement with fake fire logs, when do you buy them and where do you buy them from in order to minimize cost? I’m just trying to find the steepest discounts. My timeline is between now and November....
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Burnout party - jafari rastaman
I’ve been looking to impress my lady by throwing one of those parties where people burnout their tires while leaving a black skid mark. I’ve identified a parking lot that has plenty of room and only one entrance/exit. I can post my buddy at the entrance to give me a call if he sees a cop show up. ...
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re: 600 to 800 bucks for women's basketball tickets... - jafari rastaman
I like winning championships, but I probably won’t go unless tickets are more around $3.50....
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re: “smokeless” fire pit - so far so good for urbanites - jafari rastaman
With a backyard like that, I was expecting to see a pit bull, instead of a little pooky poo dog wearing a sweater....
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