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re: Who would you rather fight?
Posted on 1/19/17 at 4:23 pm to Tyga Woods
Posted on 1/19/17 at 4:23 pm to Tyga Woods
Lesnar - you'd have a very very small chance of getting a debilitating blow in on Lesnar with the bat. It's not like he is going to be still and let you wind up and take a shot to his head. He will rush you, duck, block it with this arm, etc. and then you are completely fricked. No doubt you will die at that point. No thanks.
Mike Tyson, while old, still looks strong as hell and it would be hard for any of us to hurt him before he hurts us. Having the helmet sounds nice until he cracks some of your ribs, snatches the helmet off your head and beats you to death with it. Again no thanks.
Mayweather - sure he is small but I think people are underestimating how much a no gloves punch from a professional boxer with his speed and skill would hurt you. No gloves punch from him can knock you out. Then it is just a matter of whether he thinks it is worth $10 million to kill you. I think a big somewhat athletic guy has a chance to get him on the ground and possibly get an advantage in the fight. Still think people are underestimating his athleticism and strength. Anyway, I'm choosing him over the other two monsters among the 3 human choices.
Pitbull - this is my choice. First there is a decent chance the pitbull doesn't even want to attack you. So there is a possibility you could just chill in the ring for 5 minutes and presumably collect your $10 million (assuming you get the winnings in the OP if you survive the 5 minutes). Even if the dog does attack I like my chances of being able to hurt it to the point it quits or I can kill it before it kills me. I'm probably going to get maimed a bit but if I can keep it away from my vitals with my arms and legs then I've got a decent chance.
Mike Tyson, while old, still looks strong as hell and it would be hard for any of us to hurt him before he hurts us. Having the helmet sounds nice until he cracks some of your ribs, snatches the helmet off your head and beats you to death with it. Again no thanks.
Mayweather - sure he is small but I think people are underestimating how much a no gloves punch from a professional boxer with his speed and skill would hurt you. No gloves punch from him can knock you out. Then it is just a matter of whether he thinks it is worth $10 million to kill you. I think a big somewhat athletic guy has a chance to get him on the ground and possibly get an advantage in the fight. Still think people are underestimating his athleticism and strength. Anyway, I'm choosing him over the other two monsters among the 3 human choices.
Pitbull - this is my choice. First there is a decent chance the pitbull doesn't even want to attack you. So there is a possibility you could just chill in the ring for 5 minutes and presumably collect your $10 million (assuming you get the winnings in the OP if you survive the 5 minutes). Even if the dog does attack I like my chances of being able to hurt it to the point it quits or I can kill it before it kills me. I'm probably going to get maimed a bit but if I can keep it away from my vitals with my arms and legs then I've got a decent chance.
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Posted on 1/19/17 at 4:25 pm to CoachChappy
quote:You get one swing with a bat, then you are absolutely fricked.
But you get a bat
Posted on 1/19/17 at 4:26 pm to CoachChappy
quote:Why? Because Lesnar wouldn't take the bat in a short amount of time from a normal or large man?
You must be a little man
Posted on 1/19/17 at 4:29 pm to Tyga Woods
Tyson - 50 years old, lay on your back, lock him up when he comes in for the gnp
Mayweather - smaller man than myself, lay on your back, lock him up when he comes in for the gnp
pitbull - gouge its eyes out
Lesnar - pray for solid contact to the dome with the bat
ETA: There are grapplers on this website that would survive the Tyson and Mayweather encounters easy.
Mayweather - smaller man than myself, lay on your back, lock him up when he comes in for the gnp
pitbull - gouge its eyes out
Lesnar - pray for solid contact to the dome with the bat
ETA: There are grapplers on this website that would survive the Tyson and Mayweather encounters easy.
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 4:38 pm
Posted on 1/19/17 at 4:30 pm to cas4t
Self explanatory. Look at this freaking guy. Even with a barbed wire baseball bat you're still gonna die HARD against Brock Lesnar. On the bright side, you'd probably die swiftly.
It's comical that so many OT gangsters think they could hang with Floyd Mayweather. You would not be able to sniff his jock. He would land 1,000 punches straight to your dome and you'd die. He'd beat you same as his hoes.
That's the look of straight crazy. The helmet helps so long as your wearing it. As soon as he gets it though it becomes a weapon to sodomize you with. Worse part with Mike is that you're going to be raped after he's done whipping your arse. You've just gotta hope you're already dead.
This is where I'll take my chances. Odds are the beast immediately latches onto my neck and eats me alive. However, if it's foolish enough to latch onto a non-vital I will absorb the blow and gouge it's eyes out my fingers. Once I've created a little bit of space I would kick it mercilessly in the face. I'd give myself 50-50 odds of walking away from this encounter. 0% chance with everyone else.
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 1/19/17 at 4:37 pm to Boudreaux35
quote:You're real good at playing the game!!!
They get $10M or I get to live? frick that. That's just stupid.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 4:40 pm to Tyga Woods
quote:
Floyd Mayweather, hand to hand, no gloves.
quote:I don't think I have any chance whatsoever, 100% dead.
Mike Tyson at his current weight/age. You get a helmet.
quote:Still not liking my chances obviously, but maybe I can get that one lucky swing in, I'm giving myself something more than 0%, and that something is still very, very close to 0%.
Brock Lesnar. You get to use a bat.
quote:Uhh, still not liking my chances, but I do think this is my best bet. When the pit is locked in, you just hope being twice its weight you can somehow get ahold of it and pin it and do...something, I don't know what.
A pit bull. The dog not the rapper. No weapons.
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 4:42 pm
Posted on 1/19/17 at 4:45 pm to Walking the Earth
quote:
I guess I can see how some people may be confident enough in their bat skills to take on Lesnar.
I'm still laughing at everyone's confidence in their chances against a professional boxer. Critiquing his matches against other world class boxers as if he would need to play it like that.
I'd take the dog, if only because the reward isn't something it could comprehend and wouldn't be a much of a motivation.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 4:48 pm to CelticDog
Exactly.. and with all due respect to Mr. Lesnar, I just can't see him being able to block a metal baseball bat... it's going to stop him
I don't think anyone here would go toe to toe with Lesnar or Mayweather without the help of a weapon. The dog would be my second choice
, have an upvote
I don't think anyone here would go toe to toe with Lesnar or Mayweather without the help of a weapon. The dog would be my second choice
quote:
I'm giving myself something more than 0%, and that something is still very, very close to 0%.
, have an upvoteThis post was edited on 1/19/17 at 4:52 pm
Posted on 1/19/17 at 4:51 pm to Tyga Woods
Brock Lesnar and I select the bat! 
Posted on 1/19/17 at 5:17 pm to Yewkindewit
Y'all are delusional if you think a bat will stop Lesnar. You'd be better off fighting a bear
Posted on 1/19/17 at 5:32 pm to Mr. Hangover
quote:And with all due respect to you, I don't see you being able to time the perfect shot to his head.
Exactly.. and with all due respect to Mr. Lesnar, I just can't see him being able to block a metal baseball bat... it's going to stop him
For the regular person, the only way to survive Tyson and FM is to lay on your back and have them come down to you. Then hang on for dear life.
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 5:34 pm
Posted on 1/19/17 at 6:22 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
I'd take a bat against a pitbull for free
Posted on 1/19/17 at 6:54 pm to elposter
quote:
Mayweather - sure he is small but I think people are underestimating how much a no gloves punch from a professional boxer with his speed and skill would hurt you. No
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:05 pm to Mr. Hangover
quote:
Exactly.. and with all due respect to Mr. Lesnar, I just can't see him being able to block a metal baseball bat... it's going to stop him
This is assuming he, a professional athlete, is unable to cause you to miss. AND you being not only able to hit him hard, but him at the perfect spot that would knock him out.
Have you not considered that he could block the hit with his forearm or hand? Yeah you would break some bones, but you would leave yourself vulnerable during or right after the swing to be taken down by his other hand that's unbroken. The "fight" would last 5 seconds.
The dog's anyone's best shot. Serious weight and strength advantage. Yeah most here would probably be seriously hurt but should survive in the end.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:12 pm to 1BamaRTR
I'm saying if I protect my face until I wrap mayweather up, he is, at best, landing body shots. I'm going to be leaning so he can't get the liver shot.
So boom. We're wrapped up.
Now what?
He's now a 140lb guy wrapped up by 300lbs of sexy sweaty hairy man beast. The fight is ending one way and one way only.
I've had an airbag deploy and send my fist into my jaw cracking it. I've had my head bend a metal roll cage in a roll over. I've had a kid break a crown bottle across my beanie. Not once have I ever so much as swooned.
He wants to get close enough to swing, he's close enough for me to lunge and grab.
It's a fight, it's about heart. I'll shove my hand in his fricking mouth and then stab him in the face with the stumps of my fingers. Life or death, he's going the frick down.
Boxing match, he could fight five of me at the same time and prolly still win.
So boom. We're wrapped up.
Now what?
He's now a 140lb guy wrapped up by 300lbs of sexy sweaty hairy man beast. The fight is ending one way and one way only.
I've had an airbag deploy and send my fist into my jaw cracking it. I've had my head bend a metal roll cage in a roll over. I've had a kid break a crown bottle across my beanie. Not once have I ever so much as swooned.
He wants to get close enough to swing, he's close enough for me to lunge and grab.
It's a fight, it's about heart. I'll shove my hand in his fricking mouth and then stab him in the face with the stumps of my fingers. Life or death, he's going the frick down.
Boxing match, he could fight five of me at the same time and prolly still win.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:13 pm to X123F45
LOL at anybody that cant beat 1 pit bull in a fight to the death.
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 7:13 pm
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:18 pm to FearTheFish
Anyone not saying the pitbull is an idiot
They weigh 50 pounds. You will destroy it. Yes use you will suffer some lingering wounds on your non dominant arm, but will absolutely survive fine
They weigh 50 pounds. You will destroy it. Yes use you will suffer some lingering wounds on your non dominant arm, but will absolutely survive fine
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:27 pm to CoachChappy
quote:
But you get a bat
I still think this is the most likely death.
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