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re: Who wins in a fight. Silver back gorilla or grizzly?

Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:25 pm to
Posted by Tiger985
Member since Nov 2006
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:25 pm to
Again?

If it's a cage match with no escape the Grizzly wins. Size and most importantly, claws are the difference.

Out in the open the gorilla will be smart enough to GTFO so there will be no fight.
This post was edited on 8/6/19 at 12:26 pm
Posted by oVo
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:25 pm to
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:27 pm to
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This again?

Anyway, I'm still going with the three quarter ton carnivore.
Posted by Dandy Lion
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:28 pm to
Posted by Pedro
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:29 pm to
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Posted by JG77056
Vegas baby, Vegas
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:30 pm to
Just got back from Yellowstone last night and came about 20 yards from a grizzly eating berries in the brush. I was walking down a trail and came up to a guy with his camera out so I took mine out and I look up and there’s a bear and this guy’s standing there going ‘hey bear’ trying to get it’s attention like an idiot.

I did get some great video though including another idiot woman who kept walking up to the bear with her iPhone out trying to get the perfect shot. She had to be 10 yards away.
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:33 pm to
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What about a wolverine?


If it was kill or be killed situation? A Grizzly would kill a 50 pound wolverine 100/100 times. Wolverines are ferocious but it is hard to overstate the size and power difference in these two animals. Wolverines act crazy as shite and make larger predators figure a fight isn't worth the time/pain. But if forced to fight the Grizzly would destroy it.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:37 pm to
Grizzly
Posted by Rep520
Member since Mar 2018
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:38 pm to
The gorilla has an agility advantage, but the grizzly is too big.

Unless there's an option for the gorilla to win on the scorecards a la Mayweather, the grizzly.
Posted by TigerSprings
Southeast LA
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:41 pm to
Gorilzaly
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:42 pm to
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look up the stories of how they shipped over all kinds of animals to fight grizzlies. they had to start throwing multiple lions and shite against the grizzlies and it still murdered them all. it is THE apex predator on land


Yea no. That goes to the Siberian or Bengal tiger. Far superior predation skills. Either would frick a grizzly up if it had to.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:42 pm to
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grizzly beats any land animal with ease


Polar Bear would like a word with you.

As would an Elephant.

And a Rhino.

And a Hippo if they are near water.
This post was edited on 8/6/19 at 12:45 pm
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:51 pm to
grizzly vs polar fight would be determined by terrain. if they were fighting on ice, the polar would obviously have the advantage.


forgot about elephants and rhinos lol, guess i was thinking more along the lines of furry quadrupeds (lions, tigers, etc). im not sure anything could take down a rhino or elephant besides humans
Posted by Pandy Fackler
Member since Jun 2018
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:52 pm to
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And the chimp weighs about a buck twenty. I'm going to go with the Grizzly pretty easily there unless the Chimp figures out how to use a gun.





Look i hear ya man but a chimp can actually weigh as much as 200lbs. I get your point though.

A chimp's viscousness, tolerance for pain, deceptive strength and intellect makes it worth discussing i think.

Let me say this though. I don't think the chimp could kill the bear but i do think the bear would give up first.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 12:54 pm to
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Yea no. That goes to the Siberian or Bengal tiger. Far superior predation skills. Either would frick a grizzly up if it had to.


horseshite.

Grizzlies have been known to decapitate a full grown moose with 1 swipe.
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 1:04 pm to
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To give you some perspective, i think a chimp produces more testosterone than a silverback gorilla.

Now a chimp and a grizzly? Well that's something to chew on. A chimp is a frickin' blood thirsty, intelligent beast.


A silverback would pluck a chimps limbs off one by one like it was picking flowers.
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 1:07 pm to
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Gun to your head and you have to choose.
Climate of fear.

Posted by The Sea Otter
Member since Mar 2019
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 1:09 pm to
Posted by WarDamnMouthbreather
Charleston, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 8/6/19 at 1:10 pm to
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More importantly, if the moon were made of ribs, would you eat it?


I know I would. And I would polish it down with a tall, cool Budweiser.
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34011 posts
Posted on 8/6/19 at 1:13 pm to
Carnivore vs vegetarian.

I’ll go with the meat eater.
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