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re: Which one of y'all has been rizzing the cart girl at the golf course

Posted on 8/17/25 at 4:58 pm to
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69498 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 4:58 pm to
He’s on mushrooms?
This post was edited on 8/17/25 at 5:00 pm
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
2430 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 5:06 pm to
I’m procrastinating so i watched the video. I like how he professes how enamored he is with her beauty for several minutes, then she says “Um, are you gonna do card?”
Posted by tgrmeat
Member since Sep 2020
5637 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 5:09 pm to
I bet he also thinks strippers want to go home with him
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30941 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 5:17 pm to
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How about she gives me the drinks I paid for a leaves me the frick alone? I'm not playing golf for the company of women.

I tip good so they come by more often. I've just noticed I get more attention being normal than anybody I've ever been with that tried some bullshite lines or other ignorant behavior.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38941 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 5:19 pm to
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 5:21 pm to
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They'll let you know if they're interested.
They aren’t.
Posted by Lake08
Member since Jun 2023
2778 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 5:23 pm to
Are guys this dumb? This is comical
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30941 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 5:25 pm to
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They'll let you know if they're interested.
They aren’t.

IDGAF. I've never gone to the golf course during daylight hours trying to get laid.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26101 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 5:31 pm to
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I tip good so they come by more often. I've just noticed I get more attention being normal


No it’s because of your first sentence.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
26676 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 5:59 pm to
I dislike cart girls. They drive while you’re trying to hit. They make too much noise. They park cart within hitting distance then stay in sight awkwardly while your whole group hits. They drive around aimlessly and constantly instead of flowing and letting us make our way to each other. Sometimes you’ll m see them driving by without offering you anything as if they have somewhere to be. Just untrained morons.

I can easily make it to the 9th hole turn without another drink. Cart girls are suppose to be a touch of pleasant interaction, not a necessity; most screw it up.

Now these worthless simpletons are mocking their customers online?
This post was edited on 8/18/25 at 8:14 am
Posted by Art Vandelay
LOUISIANA
Member since Sep 2005
11411 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 6:04 pm to
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I’m procrastinating so i watched the video. I like how he professes how enamored he is with her beauty for several minutes, then she says “Um, are you gonna do card?”
she knows how to shoot them down without hurting their feelings.
Posted by RazorBroncs
Possesses the largest
Member since Sep 2013
15781 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 6:15 pm to
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Are guys this dumb? This is comical


My girlfriend throughout college was a bartender at a bar that was catered more toward an older crowd, not like a college bar or one you'd find downtown popping on a Saturday night.

This was pretty much a daily occurrence for her. To be fair, she was strikingly pretty. But I witnessed it myself multiple times sitting nearby, even when some of the drunk nerds knew that I was her boyfriend sitting right there. I usually just laughed and chalked it up to a sort of "my compliments to the chef" sort of thing
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8210 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 6:27 pm to
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Drunk shooters shoot.


But rarely hit the target.
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
4638 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 6:30 pm to
rizzing

Que?
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
30409 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 6:31 pm to
Wondering just how uncomfortable that made her...
Posted by Buzz Lightbeer
Member since Feb 2018
2395 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 6:34 pm to
Please take my video down.
Posted by Aight is Enough
Over Yonder
Member since Nov 2019
686 posts
Posted on 8/17/25 at 11:05 pm to
quote:

Please take my video down.

Which one are you?
Posted by OU812ME2
Earth
Member since Jun 2021
1333 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 12:07 am to
Stupid pitiful simps doing what simps do. Fall for the cute girl thinking their money will buy kindness. It won't. Wh@res don't care for anything but the money. Sorry but cart girls are out there selling their goods. They make tips based on how many simps they can shill out of their money. They don't hire ugly girls because it's not about drinks, it's about looking like you're ready to go.

I guess we have to respect them. I respect their ability to realize they can utilize a shortcut and make money off their looks. But that's about all I can muster for them. To the simps, just stop. All you are is video material.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29472 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 1:37 am to
Keep the beer girls happy and tip the cart guys well.

Both usually have their hands in a bunch of things they shouldn't. And you can get a ton of shite you shouldn't as a result.

Drunk right after college me went so far as to prepay the cart guys to bring shots to the rest of the foursome post tee shot on the last hole. Why? We always bet money on the last hole.
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