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Where can I get a kumquat tree?
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:39 am
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:39 am
They are rather hard to find.
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:46 am to prplhze2000
How about go to a nursery to order one dumbass. Or Google for one.
Do you also need help in the morning to put the correct shoe on the correct foot?
Do you also need help in the morning to put the correct shoe on the correct foot?
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:51 am to prplhze2000
Cleggs probably has some. Springtime comes and stine will have them a little cheaper.
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:53 am to The Godfather
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You seem fun
Thank you. Can’t stand retards.
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:54 am to prplhze2000
Just ask around. I can practically guarantee that you have at least one neighbor with a tree full of them every year that they let fall to the ground and rot because they don’t have a use for them 

Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:57 am to prplhze2000
only thing that tree is good for is to throw the fruit at the kids when you have a family gathering
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:01 am to UptownJoeBrown
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Thank you. Can’t stand retards.

Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:05 am to diat150
I enjoy them and look forward to them every year. But after I get my fill 3-4 times, I'm done for the year. That leaves 97% on the tree for ammo.
Fyi, don't shoot your nephew with one loaded in a slingshot......there were tears and lots of apologizing.
Fyi, don't shoot your nephew with one loaded in a slingshot......there were tears and lots of apologizing.
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:08 am to Joshjrn
A single kumquat is the perfect choice for any drink that calls for muddled orange.
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:09 am to Y.A. Tittle
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A single kumquat is the perfect choice for any drink that calls for muddled orange.
I don't disagree.
Now what are you going to do with the other fifteen hundred fricking kumquats that tree is going to produce?

This post was edited on 1/16/25 at 8:11 am
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:10 am to Turnblad85
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But after I get my fill 3-4 times
My grandmother made jam out of them, which was oddly good with cheap arse peanut butter.
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:26 am to PureBlood
quote:Thats for cumtwats, not kumquats
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Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:32 am to prplhze2000
Most nurseries don't see them. Call ahead, or just order one. Or have the nursery order one. You might research which variety you want, there are several.
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:35 am to prplhze2000
They can't handle freezing. Might want to keep it in a big pot. Make sure you get the sweet or sour variety of your choice. I don't care for the sour version.
Posted on 1/16/25 at 9:19 am to Joshjrn
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Now what are you going to do with the other fifteen hundred fricking kumquats that tree is going to produce?
Make Marmalade pesticide and insecticide free.
Posted on 1/16/25 at 9:47 am to prplhze2000
Check Southside Produce if you are in Baton Rouge.
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