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Where can I get a kumquat tree?

Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:39 am
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
54715 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:39 am
They are rather hard to find.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
2294 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:46 am to
How about go to a nursery to order one dumbass. Or Google for one.

Do you also need help in the morning to put the correct shoe on the correct foot?
Posted by The Godfather
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Member since Mar 2005
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Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:50 am to
You seem fun
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
3115 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:51 am to
Cleggs probably has some. Springtime comes and stine will have them a little cheaper.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
2294 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:53 am to
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You seem fun


Thank you. Can’t stand retards.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
29889 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:54 am to
Just ask around. I can practically guarantee that you have at least one neighbor with a tree full of them every year that they let fall to the ground and rot because they don’t have a use for them
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14937 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:54 am to
Pickle you, kumquat
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
46003 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 7:57 am to
only thing that tree is good for is to throw the fruit at the kids when you have a family gathering
Posted by 82fumanchu
Saskatchewan
Member since Jan 2014
1991 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:01 am to
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Thank you. Can’t stand retards.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
3115 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:05 am to
I enjoy them and look forward to them every year. But after I get my fill 3-4 times, I'm done for the year. That leaves 97% on the tree for ammo.


Fyi, don't shoot your nephew with one loaded in a slingshot......there were tears and lots of apologizing.
Posted by PureBlood
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Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:05 am to
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Posted by Y.A. Tittle
Member since Sep 2003
107292 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:08 am to
A single kumquat is the perfect choice for any drink that calls for muddled orange.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
29889 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:09 am to
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A single kumquat is the perfect choice for any drink that calls for muddled orange.

I don't disagree.

Now what are you going to do with the other fifteen hundred fricking kumquats that tree is going to produce?
This post was edited on 1/16/25 at 8:11 am
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
10013 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:10 am to
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But after I get my fill 3-4 times


My grandmother made jam out of them, which was oddly good with cheap arse peanut butter.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:26 am to
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Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
23359 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:32 am to
Most nurseries don't see them. Call ahead, or just order one. Or have the nursery order one. You might research which variety you want, there are several.
Posted by Enadious
formerly B5Lurker City of Central
Member since Aug 2004
18251 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 8:35 am to
They can't handle freezing. Might want to keep it in a big pot. Make sure you get the sweet or sour variety of your choice. I don't care for the sour version.
Posted by real turf fan
East Tennessee
Member since Dec 2016
10126 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 9:19 am to
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Now what are you going to do with the other fifteen hundred fricking kumquats that tree is going to produce?


Make Marmalade pesticide and insecticide free.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
18203 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 9:21 am to
Kumquat store
Posted by Kreweofwayne
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2013
153 posts
Posted on 1/16/25 at 9:47 am to
Check Southside Produce if you are in Baton Rouge.
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