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When you’re wife and kids are in the car with you & you need to fart…

Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:05 pm
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5328 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:05 pm
Do you normally hold it in until you get to your destination and let it blast when you get out the car, or do you let it out in the car and wait for it to hit them?

I’m not married, but if I’m with my girlfriend or friends, I just let it out and wait for it to hit them. If I’m with people I don’t know too well, I’ll hold it
Posted by Jeb Busch Lite
Member since Apr 2016
1859 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:06 pm to
I normally let it rip anytime/anywhere unless I’m in a professional setting
Posted by FogellLovesHops
Member since Mar 2022
45 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:06 pm to
I was told by someone, somewhere, at sometime that it is not healthy to hold in gas.

I live by this advise.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47486 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:07 pm to
I lock the windows and let it rip.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
140462 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

When you’re wife
when you are wife
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14182 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:08 pm to
Let it out silently and blame one of the kids.

Or, let it out silently and crack one of the kids windows so it gets sucked back to them.

Depending on my mood at the time.
Posted by GeauxOCDP
Member since Jul 2015
1009 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

I lock the windows and let it rip.


This
Posted by PineyWoodsHog
Texas
Member since Sep 2021
1534 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:10 pm to
Let it rip, crack their windows so it gets pulled toward them.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58334 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:11 pm to
You have to have the highest thread to post count ratio ever for someone who regularly posts.

And boy are they bad.
Posted by TigerFred
Feeding hamsters
Member since Aug 2003
27172 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:12 pm to
Most of his posts are about shite or farts.

He probably enjoyed two girls one cup.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
5328 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:12 pm to
Why keep posting in them if they’re so bad? My threads usually last a long time and have a lot of people commenting on them.
Posted by Goldensammy
Cypress, TX
Member since Jun 2016
760 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:13 pm to
Ask one of my sons to pull my finger and then let it rip.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
58334 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:24 pm to
I think this may be the first one I’ve posted in.
Posted by bushwacker
youngsville
Member since Feb 2010
3592 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:26 pm to
As stated above. Let it rip is the only correct answer
Posted by sawtooth
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2017
3588 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:31 pm to
Open the window.

Don’t say a thing.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by Smokedawg
Finding Lennay Kekua
Member since Dec 2008
5407 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:36 pm to
I’m married with kids, I don’t hold it in for anyone
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:36 pm to
at least your horrible threads are getting anchored.
Posted by ListenLindaLSU
Member since Aug 2017
76 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:37 pm to
Let it out silently and then ask if anyone smells popcorn and wait for them to take in a deep breath.
Posted by Alty66
Jacktown, MS
Member since Aug 2017
1131 posts
Posted on 6/29/22 at 1:42 pm to
I usually lock all windows so the stench can't escape the car. But I'm an a-hole, so that's that.
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