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re: What’s your death liquor??

Posted on 5/6/22 at 4:57 pm to
Posted by whiskey over ice
Member since Sep 2020
3270 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 4:57 pm to
Regular ole Jose Cuervo
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12639 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 4:59 pm to
Southern Comfort.

Got absolutely destroyed one night in 1992. Never been more drunk in my life than I got that night.

As for context...

16 years old and knocked back a pint of SoCo in about 30 minutes. Had never been drunk before. Woke up in buddy's font yard the next morning wearing nothing but a gold chain. I had puked all over his kitchen floor.

We never found my clothes. I puked off and on all day and tried to tell my parents I had food poisoning from an old can of beanie weenies.

Needless to say, I got grounded and my buddy's parents never let me come back to their house again.
This post was edited on 5/6/22 at 5:08 pm
Posted by Mup
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2015
37 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:01 pm to
Bacardi Limon. Haven't seen anyone drinking that in years.
Posted by Costanza
Member since May 2011
3152 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:01 pm to
quote:

come on Captain, tell us the backstory.

hell, all of you. you got to give us some context on why your death liquor is your death liquor. it’s the best part!


That's the thing, I can't remember the story. I. just. know.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
48769 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:02 pm to
I cant do everclear or diesel anymore
Posted by Mahootney
Lovin' My German Footprint
Member since Sep 2008
11875 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:02 pm to
quote:

Taaka vodka
Nope. Nope. Nope.

Maybe 20 years later?
Nope... Nope. Still nope.
Posted by moontigr
Washington Commanders Fan
Member since Nov 2020
3429 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:03 pm to
Torada Tequila

used to have all the different colored little hats lined up on my dashboard in HS (if you know, you know)
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Member since Jul 2021
1836 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:03 pm to
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Jager
Posted by SmellslikeKevinBacon
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2012
6185 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:04 pm to
Vodka
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
22198 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:04 pm to
It isn't made any longer, Bacardi 151.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
101923 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:05 pm to
Jäger... frick that stuff.

Takes me back to puking my guts up in the quarter before the LSU vs. Oklahoma championship game.

ETA: The worst was some bar pouring "purple & gold" shots, which were Jäger and tequila... the tequila just made it taste worse, but for whatever reason that part never scarred me.

Southern Comfort is high on the list too, no particular story, it's just gross.
This post was edited on 5/6/22 at 5:09 pm
Posted by farad
St George
Member since Dec 2013
9696 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:06 pm to
TnT...
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
54427 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:06 pm to
quote:

As a HS senior I took a pint of Wild Turkey 101 on a field trip. Not good.

Terrible choice for a sneaky drink. You pop that stopper and you can smell that shite two counties over.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17142 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:06 pm to
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This post was edited on 5/6/22 at 5:09 pm
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
11349 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:06 pm to
Jager....I went to a party at my at the time gfs house and proceeded to finish an entire fifth pretty much by myself while living at a beer pong table...I got so hammered at one point I feel down in the apartment parking lot and called my roommate to come get me....girl I was dating lived 2 buildings down from mine... that hangover hurt BAD for almost 3 days
Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:07 pm to
Jägermeister
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
66897 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:08 pm to
GD. alright Captain, that’s plenty non context context. My man doesn’t even remember that night but can’t stomach the stuff.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26593 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:08 pm to
Jose cuervo. Basically any straight tequila that isn’t a really high quality. 18 years old in Tuscaloosa after a Tigers victory did me in.
Posted by parrothead
big salty ham
Member since Mar 2010
4448 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:09 pm to
A 5th of southern comfort almost killed me at 18. Maybe not actually kill me but was miserable for 2-3 days after.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28943 posts
Posted on 5/6/22 at 5:09 pm to
Nothing for me.

I used to make lemon drop martinis for my wife all the time but one time I accidentally got her completely plastered and she can’t even smell gin without gagging now.

Amazing sex that night though.
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