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re: What’s your death liquor??

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Posted by Tortious
ATX
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 5/7/22 at 8:29 am to
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and my buddy's parents never let me come back to their house again.


Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8350 posts
Posted on 5/7/22 at 8:52 am to
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Southern Comfort.

Got absolutely destroyed one night in 1992. Never been more drunk in my life than I got that night.

As for context...

16 years old and knocked back a pint of SoCo in about 30 minutes. Had never been drunk before. Woke up in buddy's font yard the next morning wearing nothing but a gold chain. I had puked all over his kitchen floor.

We never found my clothes. I puked off and on all day and tried to tell my parents I had food poisoning from an old can of beanie weenies.

Needless to say, I got grounded and my buddy's parents never let me come back to their house again.


Thread's most hilarious liquor share.

Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5749 posts
Posted on 5/7/22 at 8:57 am to
Jager and Jose
Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8350 posts
Posted on 5/7/22 at 8:58 am to
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I'm 20 and weigh 120 lbs...And then ended up rolling in the grass of a crowded public park with a 225 lb chick.




Points for the hilarious admission and scenario.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
28915 posts
Posted on 5/7/22 at 8:59 am to
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I would lick Shakira until I died.... so her...


Same.

But to answer the question it's Crown and Jose Cuervo for me.
This post was edited on 5/7/22 at 9:02 am
Posted by Liberator
Ephesians 6:10-16
Member since Jul 2020
8350 posts
Posted on 5/7/22 at 9:06 am to
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Ouzo. Joke of a booze. Very niche, but frick it just in case it's reading this.


Ouzo. Yeah, the Greek "Anisette."

Bud's 16 year old party as parents were at a wedding. Father's special Greek Ouzo gets "discovered" in the liquor cabinet. Bud replaces Ouzo with water. FAIL.
Posted by Nit68
Monza - Italy
Member since Jan 2022
56 posts
Posted on 5/7/22 at 9:11 am to
Sambuca Molinari
Posted by madamsquirrel
The Snarlington Estate
Member since Jul 2009
48322 posts
Posted on 5/7/22 at 9:13 am to
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sweet malt drinks
I can't do these in any form after the amount of wine coolers I drank in the 80s
Posted by Maytheporkbewithyou
Member since Aug 2016
12589 posts
Posted on 5/7/22 at 11:32 am to
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Thread's most hilarious liquor share.


It's all in the details and I just remembered one. Laying in that ditch with me was a street marker sign. Apparently, from the time I went outside my buddy's house, I made it about 6 blocks away and managed to lose all my clothes and pull that sign out of the ground. It had to be at least 10' long. I gave up years ago trying to figure out what all I did thay night.
Posted by 632627
LA
Member since Dec 2011
12718 posts
Posted on 5/7/22 at 11:34 am to
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Seagram's Gin. Or......any gin, really.


This, no clue how anyone drinks it
Posted by Original Corn Pop
The public pool
Member since Nov 2020
547 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 7:38 am to
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For a long time it was tequila, but now I love good tequila.


For the record, there’s a world of difference between tequila and good tequila.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
7294 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 7:42 am to
SoCo
Posted by sonoma8
Member since Oct 2006
7663 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 7:43 am to
Hand grenades from Bourbon St. Once woke up indian style infront of a hotel room toilet. When i stood up, it looked an exorcism had been performed in the bathroom. A complete 360 head level of green puke from wall to wall. Not my proudest moment
Posted by HarrisonTown
Member since Nov 2019
516 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 7:51 am to
Not surprised at all if I give a little dry heave after a whiff of some SoCo. Nasty
Posted by Chili Davis
Wichita, KS
Member since Nov 2010
815 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:15 am to
Dr. McGillicuddy (mint?) I swear the dude that brought that to the party stole it from some homeless dude. I’m pretty sure that I’m lucky to be alive too. I fell asleep in a camp chair outside. I remember waking up in the middle of a friggin’ severe thunderstorm, and did not have a care in the world. Everyone else had gone inside and left me out there to die. So I naturally went back to sleep. I woke up about 2 hours later with my buddy’s dog chasing an armadillo through camp. I won’t ever do that again.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30234 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:18 am to
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isn't made any longer, Bacardi 151.


Damn, so no more flaming Dr Peppers?
Posted by TigerDude80
METRY
Member since Nov 2007
1733 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:19 am to
Posted by MudCatMatt
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2018
238 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:32 am to
Taaka
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
14970 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:47 am to
Seagrams VO.

The first time I ever got drunk was on this stuff and I got so frickin sick the next day I haven't drank a drop of it since
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52633 posts
Posted on 5/9/22 at 8:50 am to
I drank way too much evan williams one time when I was in the 10th grade, and had a particularly bad hangover the next morning, and could not get the bourbon taste out of the my mouth. It was a miserable time. So I guess that, but I will still drink bourbon from time to time.
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