re: What's the worst thing that you've ever done?

I hear that.


I think the worst thing I ever did was put a bottle rocket in a cigarette (with the tip off so it wouldn't pop) and then repack the cigarette and put it back in a friend's pack. He lit it and it shot into his mouth and he had sparks just shooting out his mouth. We laughed but then he was spitting out pieces of skin and it burned his tongue really bad. I put the blame on someone else and he hated that friend until the day that friend died.

Still feel bad about it.

The worst that was done to me was my friends broke into my house wearing masks and one of them who at the time was a 350# 6'2" center for Southern had a chainsaw with the chain on it and sliced my bed, slipped and popped my water bed and flooded my room. At least that covered up that I wet my self. I was screaming thinking I was about to die. Once the bed popped they took the masks off and calmed me down.

Luckily back then waterbed mattresses were easy to replace.


The second worst was I got a new car senior year of High School and my friend's brother worked for Fast Signs and made me a fake license plate that said "Gay Boy" I drove to school for days before I noticed it. Killed my rep and I would drive my classic Mustang to school instead of my new car because I was tired of having shite poured on in and it getting keyed.

I peed in a chick's contact lens solution in her dorm at Herget Hall while she was down the hall in shower.
She had made fun of me for cumming too quickly and it got back to me through a mutual friend. shite hurt my feelings.

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I cum easily too

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No one other than your mom cares.

I still haven't returned CHickesn VCR

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I cum easily too

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I wish your mom did, too. She's experienced a lot of guys, though.

Met a hot chick at FloraBama(hotest chick in the bar) she took me back to her condo and it was completely covered in LSU memorabilia with pics of her husband next to the bed. Sorry some dude here on the OT

Threw crawfish holes and dog shite in a neighbor's pool because she denied us use. She told my mother. I then shite in her washing machine and painted her dryer with the turds and clothes from the washer. She didn't say anything about that. I think she was afraid of the next step. Especially after she found out I set the vacant lot on fire.

Pulled up on a horrific wreck on airline @ 73 back in '04ish. A buddy and I were the first on the scene because it was around 330-4am. Asked the guy if he was ok and told him we called cops. Proceeded to steal all of his personal belongings and whatever else of value out of the car while he was in and out of consciousness.

damn if this stuff is true, some of yall need to be killed to death.

Hahahaha