re: What&#39;s the worst thing that you&#39;ve ever done?

Posted by TDcline

American Gardens building 11th flor

Member since Aug 2015

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Posted on 11/26/16 at 6:13 pm to themasterpater

I always feel pretty bad about this one every now and then

A few years ago I met a chick online

When I met her in person, she was a little thicker than her pictures. Let her give me head and blew a load all over her.

Went to "get something out of my truck" and rolled the frick out. Never spoke to her again

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Posted by SmoothOperator96

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Member since Jan 2016

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Posted on 11/26/16 at 6:16 pm to Patrick_Bateman

You son of a bitch...

Posted by shinerfan

Duckworld(Earth-616)

Member since Sep 2009

28921 posts

Posted on 11/26/16 at 7:20 pm to Cocotheape

quote:

I was too lazy to do a proper search to fill an important position in my organization and just promoted the underqualified guy who was filling in

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?

Posted by HogBalls

Member since Nov 2014

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Posted on 11/26/16 at 7:44 pm to TDcline

The one I feel really bad about

Me, a bro, and a few chicks were coming home from the river when I was young, and a head on collision happened about 200yds ahead of us on the hwy. We were all wasted, and I was driving, well barely driving and I didn't stop. We had a styrofoam ice chest in the truck plus the chests in my ski boat were loaded with beer. I couldn't risk a DWI because my dad would have taken all my shite away, plus kill me because we were all under age. I was scared of my father so I dropped the hammer and got the frick out. I did call 911 tho and reported it. Will never forget driving past that wreck looking at the fricked up cars.

Posted by I am GLORIOUS

On Tanden's Pond

Member since Oct 2016

3128 posts

Posted on 11/26/16 at 9:42 pm to PairofDucks

Cheated on my first wife with a girl I was enamored with. Still feel guilty to this day, even though it was 20 years ago.

Posted by tiger114

Fairhope, AL

Member since Sep 2009

5235 posts

Posted on 11/26/16 at 9:47 pm to djangochained

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Hid some weed in this dumbfricks car that was hitting on my girlfriend at the time. Then called the cops as he drove drunk from bogies

That's Player Haters Ball type stuff there.

Posted by I am GLORIOUS

On Tanden's Pond

Member since Oct 2016

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Posted on 11/26/16 at 9:53 pm to TDcline

Reminds me of a story. Met a chick online who lived in Austin. Agreed to meet her "halfway" at the Embassy Suites in Houston. I got there first, checked in, shite, showered, and shaved. She showed up that evening and as soon as she walked in the door and I gave her a hug, she proceeded to drop to her knees, unzip my fly, and give me a bj right there. She swallowed my load and then we went to the bed. Very good-looking, But she smelled like cigarettes (a huge turnoff) and had some sort of scabs/rash on her arms; I forget what her excuse was. Anyway I decided then and there that I was getting the hell out of there. So when she fell asleep, i left a note saying i didn't think this was gonna work out and I quietly snuck out of the room, went to the front desk, and checked out. Well I was driving past where the Astrodome used to be and I realized that I'd left my Armani suit in the closet back at the room (we were supposed to go out to dinner the following night). So I turned around and went back, told the guy at the front desk and he re-activated my key so I could get back in the room. I just prayed that she hadn't woken up and seen the note yet. Luckily she hadn't. So I snuck in, grabbed my suit, and got the frick out. Checked out again and didn't stop til I was in Beaumont where I crashed in my truck til the following morning. I can just imagine how she felt the next morning when the cleaning lady showed up and I was nowhere to be found.

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Posted by Popths

Baton Rouge

Member since Aug 2016

4546 posts

Posted on 11/26/16 at 10:29 pm to Honky Lips

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Takes a special person to handle poo-poo. I've done some bad stuff but I draw the line at handling feces.

I used a pair of drawers to handle it. What you trying to say? I'm disgusting? Never handled feces? You're definitely not a parent. I've handled hundreds of shite diapers.

Posted by Nado Jenkins83

Land of the Free

Member since Nov 2012

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Posted on 11/26/16 at 10:42 pm to Popths

That's not shite. Baby shite is equal to nuclear waste

Posted by whit

Baton Rouge

Member since Sep 2010

11079 posts

Posted on 11/26/16 at 11:24 pm to Nado Jenkins83

One night I was hanging with a friend of mine and I was trying to get with this girl. He was getting really fricked up the entire night. Well he passed out after taking too much ghb so I dumped him on the side of the road so I could get some puss. He ended up in the hospital for hypothermia and dehydration once someone found him.

Posted by rintintin

Life is Life

Member since Nov 2008

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Posted on 11/27/16 at 12:17 am to whit

I hope you're making this shite up, or you deserve a severe arse beating or to be thrown in jail.

Posted by Devil_doge

DFW

Member since Sep 2016

2499 posts

Posted on 11/27/16 at 2:41 am to rintintin

I was this girl's boss at an old job I used to have. She got transferred to another department but I still kept in touch. Found out she was married to a guy who hated me but worked in the oil fields for weeks at a time in Texas. I fricked her on and off for 8 months in their home, in my home, in my truck, even while she would be on the phone with him. I left for the Marine Corps shortly after then about a year later she got in contact with me saying I got her pregnant and he paid for an abortion and that they were getting a divorce.

Chalk that one up to being young and dumb.