Honky Lips

re: Altering your menu for certain guests

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 6:12 pm

[quote] I brought my own meals to every event I went to (family wise) for 4 years. Eventually, I stopped showing up because no one else had to prepare their own food to show up. Suddenly my family learned how simple it is to have vegan options. [/quote] Do you like being the high maintenance dram...

re: Are people getting more and more ignorant..?

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 1:53 pm

[quote]Are people getting more and more ignorant..?[/quote] The irony is strong with this one ...

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re: Italian dressing on a steak

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 1:15 pm

The only people I see doing it are people who can't cook but think they can. Same type of people who use kitchen bouqet...

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re: Golf lessons and tipping

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 9:16 am

Well it's golf so you could tip him with a brojob ...

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re: Dumb criminal of the day - WYHI

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 9:13 am

If everyone is too lazy to post a picture of this chick I guess I'll have to do it [img]https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/8334042135d7f679c06190b7cdf533ced74a407e/c=15-0-465-600&r=537&c=0-0-534-712/local/-/media/2017/08/18/LAGroup/Monroe/636386603536889994-Waller.jpg[/img]...

re: Deleted

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 8:52 am

I could legitimately eat okra every day for the rest of my life ...

re: If I start a topic on the soccer board...

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 8:47 am

When I buy TD I will instruct my minions to ban ANY thread about soccer or golf. I will start a new message board just for you though, it will be located at www.gaysportsboard.com ...

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re: Condon's Report On C. Denise Marcelle -SIAP

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 8:38 am

I've never heard of a single person in OP's post. ...

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re: Are camaros trashy?

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/18/17 at 10:40 pm

I don't care if the camarow did the nurburgring in 12 seconds. It's still trashy....

re: Anyone ever tried smoking a lobster?

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/18/17 at 8:59 pm

Why would you want lobster to have a smoke flavor? What's next? Smoking a bowl of frosted flakes?...

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re: Altering your menu for certain guests

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/18/17 at 7:10 pm

[quote]SIL just called and said she's tired and isn't coming[/quote] Your SIL deserves a donkey punch ...

re: Charcoal for Smoking Meats

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/18/17 at 5:17 pm

[quote]ETA: Also, avoid Cowboy lump charcoal at all costs. Stuff is garbage.[/quote] Listen to this advice. Everyone gets tempted when they see that $6.99 bag at rouses, but trust me it's not worth it. ...

re: Altering your menu for certain guests

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/18/17 at 5:13 pm

Don't alter the entire menu. Make a completely separate dish just for the vegan. That way she can see how much of a pain in the arse she is. ...

re: and the piss-poor development of the Northshore continues

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/12/17 at 8:39 am

[quote]Houma[/quote] That town can't get anything right ...

re: how do you keep gumbo leftovers from being all liquid in one and all meat in the other?

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/10/17 at 1:59 pm

Method may vary depending on how many pounds of tomatoes you use. ...

re: Nearly 100 new sex abuse allegations against the Catholic church

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/4/17 at 2:43 pm

Where did you get your expertise into gay culture? Also, answer my pedophilia question to you ...

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Is crime actually down in the french quarter?

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/4/17 at 2:37 pm

[link=(http://www.wwl.com/blogs/scoot/scoot-crime-french-quarter)]LINK[/link] [quote]Videos of recent high-profile assaults spread across the news give the impression that the French Quarter is more dangerous than ever and people are voicing new fears about visiting, living or working in the Quar...