Honky Lips

re: Altering your menu for certain guests

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 6:12 pm to emboslice

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I brought my own meals to every event I went to (family wise) for 4 years. Eventually, I stopped showing up because no one else had to prepare their own food to show up. Suddenly my family learned how simple it is to have vegan options.

Do you like being the high maintenance drama queen of your family? Cuz.......that's what you are.

re: Are people getting more and more ignorant..?

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 1:53 pm to Hangover Haven

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Are people getting more and more ignorant..?

The irony is strong with this one

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re: Italian dressing on a steak

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 1:15 pm to INFIDEL

The only people I see doing it are people who can't cook but think they can. Same type of people who use kitchen bouqet

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re: Golf lessons and tipping

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 9:16 am to jflsufan

Well it's golf so you could tip him with a brojob

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re: Dumb criminal of the day - WYHI

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 9:13 am to bayouteche

If everyone is too lazy to post a picture of this chick I guess I'll have to do it

re: Deleted

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 8:52 am to MeridianDog

I could legitimately eat okra every day for the rest of my life

re: If I start a topic on the soccer board...

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 8:47 am to theantiquetiger

When I buy TD I will instruct my minions to ban ANY thread about soccer or golf. I will start a new message board just for you though, it will be located at www.gaysportsboard.com

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re: Condon's Report On C. Denise Marcelle -SIAP

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/19/17 at 8:38 am to bigpoppadiesel35

I've never heard of a single person in OP's post.

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re: Are camaros trashy?

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/18/17 at 10:40 pm to TigrrrDad

I don't care if the camarow did the nurburgring in 12 seconds. It's still trashy.

re: Anyone ever tried smoking a lobster?

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/18/17 at 8:59 pm to wickowick

Why would you want lobster to have a smoke flavor? What's next? Smoking a bowl of frosted flakes?

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re: Altering your menu for certain guests

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/18/17 at 7:10 pm to GEAUXT

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SIL just called and said she's tired and isn't coming

Your SIL deserves a donkey punch

re: Charcoal for Smoking Meats

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/18/17 at 5:17 pm to Muice

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ETA: Also, avoid Cowboy lump charcoal at all costs. Stuff is garbage.

Listen to this advice. Everyone gets tempted when they see that $6.99 bag at rouses, but trust me it's not worth it.

re: Altering your menu for certain guests

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/18/17 at 5:13 pm to GEAUXT

Don't alter the entire menu. Make a completely separate dish just for the vegan. That way she can see how much of a pain in the arse she is.

re: and the piss-poor development of the Northshore continues

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/12/17 at 8:39 am to Placebeaux

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Houma

That town can't get anything right

re: how do you keep gumbo leftovers from being all liquid in one and all meat in the other?

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/10/17 at 1:59 pm to CAD703X

Method may vary depending on how many pounds of tomatoes you use.

re: Nearly 100 new sex abuse allegations against the Catholic church

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/4/17 at 2:43 pm to LSUTigersVCURams

Where did you get your expertise into gay culture?

Also, answer my pedophilia question to you

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Is crime actually down in the french quarter?

Posted by Honky Lips on 8/4/17 at 2:37 pm

LINK

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Videos of recent high-profile assaults spread across the news give the impression that the French Quarter is more dangerous than ever and people are voicing new fears about visiting, living or working in the Quarter. That is perception – what is reality? And why are the two often different?

The spike in random crime in the French Quarter is real, but the statistics show that simple and armed robberies and shootings in the French Quarter are actually down significantly. The phrase “perception is reality” is a familiar way to justify one’s fear, but the phrase can be misleading.

The definition of reality is “the state of things as they actually exist.” Perception is, defined as becoming aware of something through the senses, or a mental impression.” Perception and reality do not always sync up, but perception drives our actions.

According to new statistics gathered under the strict federal consent decree, show that simple robbery in the French Quarter is down 42%, armed robbery is down 45% and shootings are down 73%. But those dramatic decreases in crime do not match the perception of crime in the Quarter.