re: What's the thing you just suck at?

Lol I'm out of the contest

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Being patient. As in traffic or check out lines. I try with all my soul to just be patient and I still lose my shite with slow fricking people.

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I must be your alter.

Edit: ping pong. I fricking suck at it. Jack of all trades in almost any sport or table game, but I’m mentally challenged at a ping pong table.

Diving head first into a body of water.

New age video games like call of duty, or any game that isn't like old school mario bros where you just go left to right. I can't grasp all the 3d shite. Yes, I'm old.

Also, beating kids. I guess I got beat so much as a kid, I can't bring myself to beat mine, although I'd like to at times.

Doing simple tasks.

Basketball. I can D-up, pass, rebound with the best of them. Ask me to shoot. You could put me on the beach, give me the ball and I would miss the ocean. Horrible depth perception. First shot, I'd shoot from 15', it would go 14'. The second shot, I'd try to adjust and the shot from 15' will hit the backboard at Mach-5 and go careening off into the stands.

Drawing

I can't jerk off great with the left hand

I suck at correctly dealing with rude and disrespectful family members