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re: What's the smartest thing your pet ever learned?
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:01 pm to mouton
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:01 pm to mouton
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How the hell did you teach him that?
When he was a puppy I kept him in the bathroom when I was gone. Guess he figured if he had to piss and shite it was better to do it in the tub than where he laid down.
It's super rare when he has an accident inside, but when he does its in the tub. So I don't even get mad.
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Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:02 pm to theunknownknight
Taught mine to sit & how to shake hands at the same time so when you tell her to sit she automatically raises her paw
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:04 pm to theunknownknight
The smartest thing an animal ever taught man was doggystyle.
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:06 pm to theunknownknight
Rings a cowbell to go out, fetches paper when I actually got the paper
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:06 pm to theunknownknight
Can we get a LGBTQWHATEVER board for all these figs and their cats?
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:07 pm to beerJeep
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My lab will jump into the bathtub to shite/piss in the ultra rare instance he can't hold it. Bleach and run the shower for 15 min and all good.
I hope this isn't the bathroom you eat in regularly.
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:12 pm to PatrickBeetmen
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hope this isn't the bathroom you eat in regularly.
Who tf eats in a bathroom?
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:15 pm to Tiger Prawn
When o was potty training her, I would take her out every 2-3 hours. Prior to going outside I would grab her paw and have her ring a bell with it. In less than a week, she rang it on her own while I was in the other room to alert me.
This post was edited on 7/12/17 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:17 pm to theunknownknight
Pretty similar to yours OP, one of our cats turns on our stereo in the mornings if it wants to play or it's hungry. Waking up to some loud arse Zeppelin is a trip when you realize your cat is the one that turned it on.
This is the culprit
This is the culprit
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:17 pm to theunknownknight
Can leave the back door not pulled all the way closed, and she will paw it open then close it all the way. Let her out to play, 30 minutes later she will let herself back in and close the door behind her. If she knew her contributing to my laziness lowered the chances of her walks, she would stop in a heartbeat.
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:20 pm to theunknownknight
Press the gooch to get the last drop of pee out, not pull from the bottom of the member forward as tradition would lead you to believe
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:24 pm to theunknownknight
My dad babysat my Rat Terrier for about two days when the dog was young. In those two days he taught him to spin around everytime you let him out of his kennel while he's waiting for you to let him out the front door. Six years later, he does the same thing unprompted everytime I cut him loose to go outside. He just sits there cutting complete 360 pounces waiting on me to open the door.
This post was edited on 7/12/17 at 10:28 pm
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:25 pm to theunknownknight
How to be the most good boy in the whole world
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:35 pm to theunknownknight
I have a buddy who successfully trained his dog to get him beer out of the fridge. I am not making this up.
Posted on 7/12/17 at 11:00 pm to theunknownknight
Taught my cat to use the toilet instead of a litter box...it was easy.
This post was edited on 7/12/17 at 11:01 pm
Posted on 7/12/17 at 11:12 pm to beerJeep
Posted on 7/12/17 at 11:14 pm to theunknownknight
My dog knows how to let me know one half a second after lightning has struck in my area.
Posted on 7/12/17 at 11:19 pm to Funky Tide 8
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Funky Tide 8
That cat looks chill as frick.
Posted on 7/12/17 at 11:50 pm to theunknownknight
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What's the smartest thing your pet ever learned?
Pissed all over a magazine with trump on the cover
Posted on 7/12/17 at 11:55 pm to Grim
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What's the smartest thing your pet ever learned?
Pissed all over a magazine with trump on the cover
Your pet loves Trump. He's just giving you a dose of your own medicine for hating him. MAGA
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