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What's the smartest thing your pet ever learned?

Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:47 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57183 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:47 pm
My ole' lady's cat learned to turn both my PS4 and blue ray player off when I was ignoring it.

She learned by following the cord of the controller to the device and would bat her paw until it shut off, then she'd stand right in front of my face until I fed her.
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29445 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:48 pm to
My cat doesn't click on your threads so he has that going for him.
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Posted by Lacour
Member since Nov 2009
32949 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:48 pm to
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Posted by Garfield
Kew Gardens
Member since Dec 2011
7785 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:48 pm to
My dog could lick his own junk.
Posted by El Segundo Guy
SE OK
Member since Aug 2014
9529 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:49 pm to
Trained my dog to ring a bell on her own when she needed to go outside when she was 9 weeks old.
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Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34902 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:50 pm to
My lab will jump into the bathtub to shite/piss in the ultra rare instance he can't hold it.

Bleach and run the shower for 15 min and all good.
Posted by monkeybutt
Member since Oct 2015
4583 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:51 pm to
Posted by SlapahoeTribe
Tiger Nation
Member since Jul 2012
12070 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:51 pm to
Had a dog once that had the ability to somehow get two thick juicy steaks off of a searing hot grill in the eight seconds I had my back turned.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175512 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:51 pm to
my cat has 3 alters on this site
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30227 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:51 pm to
My stepdaughters cat learned to run the frick away when I'm near her.
Posted by The Mad Fratter
Madison, MS
Member since Jul 2013
1284 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:52 pm to
How to piss me off
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:52 pm to
Chocolate lab could open the fridge. We didn't train him to do it either. We had to bungee cord it shut.

He never did anything cool like get me a beer out of there. Just helped himself to leftovers a couple of times.
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:55 pm to
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My lab will jump into the bathtub to shite/piss in the ultra rare instance he can't hold it.


How the hell did you teach him that?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62671 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:56 pm to
My dog would "whisper" bark when I told him to use his inside voice.

He'd also take a treat out of your hand in such a delicate way that he wouldn't disturb a fly on your knuckle just by saying "gentle."

My last dog was a damn genius. My current one is an idiot, but she'd let a group of toddlers climb on her and punch her in the face while she ate without so much as a growl.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14782 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:57 pm to
Monkey see, monkey do.
Posted by bendellee
Member since Aug 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:58 pm to
My dog learned how to wait until we put a new skirt around the Christmas tree before he pissed on it.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
17472 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:58 pm to
Our cat plays fetch with those hair bands. I throw, she retrieves. It's cool and weird. Brings them back in her mouth and drops them at my feet. She also likes to catch my socks, mid-air, paws outstretched. Really funny stuff.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21825 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 9:59 pm to
How'd you manage to teach her that? Hell, 9 weeks is impressive to be trained to go outside by itself. The bell thing takes it to another whole level.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27308 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:00 pm to
My old dog could find the food network no matter what was on tv. We put a camera up to watch. He would basically paw at the remote until he saw other dogs or food. Since dish remotes don't have to be aimed he had it made.

Unfortunately he pawed the AC remote one day and nearly doed of heat stroke.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
21825 posts
Posted on 7/12/17 at 10:01 pm to
I taught my dog to stop eating her own poop. Thats the best I got
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