re: What's the Manliest Thing You've Done Today?

Took the trash can to the curb and took a wizz while I was out there

Fed some deer apples and carrots in our nature park. Gotta be careful with the full-grown bucks; when the food runs out they start shaking their head. Been knocked the shite out of twice the last couple months. Now I usually just find the does with fawns and feed them. They're a blast to have around and will eat out of your hand, but don't take kindly to petting. One stepped on my foot yesterday, hurt like hell.

I've gained a new respect for deer since I started doing this. Even the smaller ones are just muscles, hooves, and - in the bucks' case - horns. I would not want to have to engage in combat with one, even with a knife.

Peed outside

I ate 5 eggs, overloaded on coffee and did chest and arms at the gym. Now my elbows hurt and i kinda got a stomach ache.

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Peed standing up

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That only counts if you didn't piss down your legs----women can piss standing up too, but it's usually a big mess when they are done.

I loaded a new staple gun and just went to town without even so much as a glance at the directions

Woke up with an erection. Pulled my wife's hand over and let her know about it. Nature took its course.

Deadlifts

Climbed a pole on my hooks instead of dragging out a ladder. Harder climbing, but it beat the hell out of carrying a 28ft extension ladder 1/4 mile to the pole.

I cut up a tree