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Painful Rectal Itch

I think maybe God has better things to do than worry about people building statues of Hanuman.

Pagans have been around a lot longer than Christians...

The first burgers I ever had were ones my parents picked up at the Cotton Boll, a little honky-tonk out on the highway, run by 2 old ladies. The "respectable" people would call in their orders and park outside, and one of them would bring out the burgers in a brown paper bag. Those are, to this day, the burgers against which I judge all others. Thin patty, lettuce, tomatoe, onion (raw), cheese if you wanted, and either mayo or mustard on a bun heated on the griddle. They were perfect, the taste combination of those ingredients was exactly right. Once you hit around 15 years old they would sell you beer on credit, which made that place pretty much perfect. I've had other burgers that were good, but nothing to match those.

I understand about Christopher Cross, but the man could play guitar.

I would tend to agree with this.

I couldn't believe it the first time I saw it.

Well, they did this song.



One Toke Over the Line

When I was a student teacher in Dallas I had a student named Anal. Read the roll and got to his name and asked, "Mr. R., how do you pronounce your first name? "AnAL". Strangely, I never heard other kids give him a hard time. He was a good student.

We have a coffee shop around the corner that roasts their beans. They have a variety from around the world, about 20 kinds. After trying almost everything, we settled on Monsooned Malabar from India and for us nothing else comes close. We grind them here, every morning. The only drawback: it costs $30 a kilo, but it's the best coffee I've ever had, so we make room in the budget.

I saw that show in Memphis and totally agree.

Another was AC/DC in '77 opening for KISS. I didn't know who they were and they blew KISS off the stage. Bon Scott, then this crazy dude in the school uniform shredding....unbelieveable.