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re: What's the first thing you'd do if you somehow made a working time machine?

Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:16 am to
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
19050 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:16 am to
Kill Karl Marx in his crib.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73155 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:17 am to
I would go to the stock market crash of 1929 and buy everything still around today.
Plus a ton of gold.
Posted by BoostAddict
Member since Jun 2007
3152 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:29 am to
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40399 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:29 am to
That's an easy one for me. I would go back to March 11th, 2019 and never take my 2 1/2 year old son to the clinic in NW Houston that caused his death that day.
This post was edited on 8/23/24 at 10:35 am
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15728 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:34 am to
Go back in time to when I dated that crazy nurse right out of college and a nice weekend long romp.
This post was edited on 8/23/24 at 10:35 am
Posted by Slippy
Across the rivah
Member since Aug 2005
7432 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:36 am to
All you people talking about assassinating historical figures and shite…. I hope you realize that you might eliminate your own existence. Marx doesn’t write his book, the Soviet Union never exists, there is no Cold War, your 6 year old grandpa never meets your grandma at the duck and cover drill, etc. Butterfly effect.
This post was edited on 8/23/24 at 10:38 am
Posted by Possumslayer
Pascagoula
Member since Jan 2018
6474 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:47 am to
Raquel Welch
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
58295 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:56 am to
save my dad
Posted by sidewalkside
rent free in yo head
Member since Sep 2021
4306 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 10:58 am to
quote:

No such thing


Dude would have lost his life savings being scammed into buying "bitcoin stock"
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41302 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 11:10 am to
quote:

Marx and Engels would have not made it past puberty.


Someone would have stepped forward in their place, but it would have been different.

I would go back and visit Rome during the height of the republic.
Posted by Zephyrius
Wharton, La.
Member since Dec 2004
9346 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 11:30 am to
I would have made the limo driver for JFK turn left on Main street instead of Elm street.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
37902 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 11:44 am to
You definitely have to approach this as an observer or to set yourself up financially. Evils are often necessary and we are not going to create a utopia. Presuming I could go forward I would try and find out if we are able to extend our lives in some.type of dramatic fashion. I would go back and set up myself financially with the typical strategies we all know like buying bitcoin. My goal would be to have a body and mind that can keep going for an extreme amount of time and hopefully travel the universe
Posted by Oneforthemoney
New Iberia, La
Member since Dec 2013
2403 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 1:46 pm to
Cleanse the earth of all the fascists, Marxists, communists.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14533 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 2:00 pm to
Since we're playing a Twilight Zone game, probably the first thing I'd do is go back and meet my "future" grandparents. Never knew any of them.
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
19960 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 2:01 pm to
Bitcoin/apple/etc - the obvious stuff

I'd go back and see my Mom, grandparents, and all those family members who were lost. I'd definitely try to convince my Mom to get tested for pancreatic cancer long before it was diagnosed and took her life - maybe she'd still be here.

Historical - I'd go back and watch certain battles unfold. Go back to things like Colonial Williamsburg ( would have to have period clothes), etc.

I'd go back to see the dinosaurs - from a distance, of course.

Also, I am into metal detecting, so I'd take a topo map and go back to colonial times and mark where houses/taverns/etc sat and then return to metal detect around those areas.

And I'd go back and stop myself from getting involved with a couple rather questionable women. And since I still kick myself for not picking up on that chick's intentions at UGA, I'd go back and make sure at least one of us was satisfied
This post was edited on 8/23/24 at 2:16 pm
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22740 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 2:04 pm to
Make a boatload of money.

After that, go see Babe Ruth hit his 60th homerun of the 1927 season. Then I'll zip onto 1938 and see the Glenn Miller Orchestra play at the Cafe Rouge in the Hotel Pennsylvania in New York City. After that, who knows? Probably warn family members of certain medical conditions they could get treated early for and survive.
This post was edited on 8/23/24 at 2:06 pm
Posted by SirWinston
PNW
Member since Jul 2014
100628 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 2:15 pm to
I'd go back and root for Queen Cait and Iowa over LSU and Angel Reese. One of the greatest shames of my life.
This post was edited on 8/23/24 at 2:16 pm
Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
9526 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 2:46 pm to
Go watch Jesus during his ministry.
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
2310 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 2:49 pm to
Constitutional Convention

1. Simple language and simple declarative sentences
2. Term and maximum age limits

Just to watch and not change anything

1. Jerusalem at the time of Christ
2. Custer at the Little Bighorn
3. Babe Ruth in his prime
4. Lexington and Concord
5. Tombstone and the OK Corral and Deadwood
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
138065 posts
Posted on 8/23/24 at 2:51 pm to
I’d go to Jekyll Island in 1910 with an M240 and 2000 rounds
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