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re: What's the best revenge you've ever gotten?

Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:37 pm to
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14056 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:37 pm to
Revenge: All those girls who dumped me married turds.
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5965 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:44 pm to
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January 9, 2012


Oh you mother fricker
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:46 pm to
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But is revenge the sweetest joy next to getting Pussy


FIFY

I still gave you an upvote though.
Posted by thekid
Anna, Tx
Member since May 2006
4047 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:48 pm to
Dating older woman when I was in my 20s for about 1.5 years...I get transferred out of town and want to stop being exclusive...she fights me on it but I’m adament...go visit her and find out from mutual friends she has been cheating on me for about 6 mos before I moved...she left some stuff at my place so I just put it all in a box with a note saying we are done and mail it to her....in the box was a pair of panties that belonged to this chick I was banging...oops...
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
78375 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:48 pm to
That's some wise words being quoted
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
103989 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:50 pm to
Ignoring them and living well.


I find karma tends to catch up with people.

Two assholes who made my life miserable in college each had their own misfortunes down the line.

One ended up having an aneurysm that left him pretty fricked up while his buddy, a racist a-hole who cheated on his wife, got cleaned out by his wife when she took off with her black boyfriend.
Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot
in the transfer portal
Member since Dec 2009
2474 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:56 pm to
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Drilling a guy in the ribs with a 92 mph fastball


No. You didn't.
Posted by umop_apisdn
Member since Sep 2017
3673 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 3:03 pm to
Had a field supervisor that was just an obnoxious prick years ago, when I decided to leave for better employment I went online and signed his phone number and email address to every gay porn newsletter I could find on the shadiest of sites.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19153 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 3:17 pm to
Damn your old as frick
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
26721 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 3:17 pm to
Not the best revenge story, but it was a two for one revenge.

You know the Christian nutsos that protest Mardi Gras every year? My high school would let them camp out in the gym. I was in the band, and they would constantly give us shite about marching in a Mardi Gras parade; "You're gonna burn in hell." "Mardi Gras is a gay celebration, and just another tool of Satan."

Stuff like that.

We found out that they were required to bring their own toilet paper, and subsequently stole their 96 roll box of toilet paper. I'm guessing some of them went home less a few pairs of underwear.

The next day, some girl was a bitch to me at school, so me and some friends took the 96 rolls of toilet paper and rolled her house with them that night.
Posted by AUTimbo
Member since Sep 2011
3312 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 3:22 pm to
There have been a few good ones through the years but the best was a chick I had been dating for a couple of years. Suspected she was sneaking around on me during my week long hunt trip to Ga, so I did some checking on it and found out to be 100% correct. Told her the gig was up and she needed to get the hell out of Dodge. She winds up seeing Jody for a couple months then shows back up one day to apologize and ask for foregiveness. I proceeded to “forgive her” in the bedroom for a while , after which I take a quick phone pic showing her smiling with the evidence on her face n tata’s.
Figuring she was playing both sides again I waited till about 2:am to text the pic (cropped to just above the nips for legal reasons) to Jody (whose number I got from her phone as she was in a bathroom cleaning up) along with a message that read “Do me a favor and keep your whore on a leash the next time your out if town”)

Needless to say my phone lit up like Xmas the next morning, so when the threats got into his desire to fire an AK at my home I cordially informed the local po-po, who were kind enough to verify his txts before going to his place and explaining the severe punishment SC law places on terroristic threats.

Frick with the bull, you get the horns son :)
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4775 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 3:26 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/8/20 at 6:19 am
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
28575 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 3:28 pm to
We did that to a guy in an office I worked at years ago. We added every weird fetish and gay Facebook group and like we could find when he left it open on his computer.
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
42270 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 3:31 pm to
You are a bitch
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122154 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 3:34 pm to
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we had to do only what she wanted to do, berating us verbally, etc.


What you mean you had to do only what she wanted? If she wanted to do something you and your wife didn't want to do, just tell that bitch "yall go ahead and do that. We are not interested, we are going do something else".

And you didn't say anything after she berated yall verbally? I don't care who it is, if someone decides to berate me verbally I am going to tell that bitch to frick off (well, it depends on how well I know that person, but I would tell them whatever I know that person doesn't want to hear and they will think twice before trying to berate me).
Posted by the paradigm
Moon Township, PA
Member since Sep 2017
5417 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 3:36 pm to
About 15 years ago I was involved in a long-distance relationship with a girl who lived in Tucson (originally from Houma and her parents still lived there). We dated for 18 months or so and I’d fly out there every few months to see her, and she’d fly here to see me and her family a few times a year. Things were going well until I called one night and her roommate answered and broke the news to me that she was cheating on me. She was visiting a couple weeks later so I just acted normal and played it cool and told her I had something special planned for when she was in town. When she came to town I smashed her a few times as a farewell tour and then told her to pack her suitcase because we were going on a road trip. That night I got on I-10 headed West, going nowhere in particular. I waited for her to fall asleep in the car and somewhere past Lafayette I got off at an exit and drove until I was in pitch black in the middle of fricking nowhere by some rice fields. I pulled the car over and woke her up and told her that I think I had a flat rear tire on her side and to do me a favor and get out and see if she noticed anything about the tire. Her dumb arse got out and as soon as she did I shut the door and hauled arse. About 50 yards up the road I stopped and unzipped her suitcase and threw it out into the ditch. She was running yelling my name saying “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?” and I said, “That’s what you get, you cheatin’ bitch!” and rolled out. Haven’t heard from her since, though apparently she made it out alive because she’s on social media.
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
6814 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 4:32 pm to
You’re wrong again
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18377 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 4:46 pm to
That’s not right. Just dumping a woman in the middle of nowhere seems a bit drastic
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
24870 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 4:54 pm to
Amen to this.

Learned long ago, best revenge is living a good life.

It really irks some of my best enemies.
Posted by Carville
Sunshine, LA
Member since Jun 2014
5321 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 4:55 pm to
a-hole
This post was edited on 3/24/19 at 10:48 am
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