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Posted on 7/1/26 at 3:14 pm to HECM62
Posted on 7/1/26 at 3:21 pm to JellyRoll
If your dog doesn't like your prospective girlfriend, listen to the dog.
This post was edited on 7/1/26 at 3:22 pm
Posted on 7/1/26 at 3:52 pm to HECM62
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What’s something you learned the Hardway?
Never trust a fart!
Posted on 7/1/26 at 3:54 pm to HECM62
When you're standing in the yard, taking a break from working in it, always look down so you know you aren't standing on a fire ant nest.
(The other guys on the crew laughed and laughed. I didn't)
(The other guys on the crew laughed and laughed. I didn't)
Posted on 7/1/26 at 4:01 pm to dblwall
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Don't use your tongue to test if a 9 volt battery is still good.
I do this all the time.
Stop being a bitch.
This post was edited on 7/1/26 at 4:02 pm
Posted on 7/1/26 at 4:05 pm to HECM62
Don't put it all on black in Vegas. It's gonna be red. So put it all on red and don't be a dummy like me.
ETA: it might work differently in places other than Vegas.
ETA: it might work differently in places other than Vegas.
This post was edited on 7/1/26 at 4:08 pm
Posted on 7/1/26 at 4:30 pm to HECM62
A company will never sacrifice on behalf of great employees at the cost of a lower than planned profit but they will expect an employee to give everything.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 4:31 pm to HECM62
Hold the fricking flashlight still
Posted on 7/1/26 at 5:00 pm to MBclass83
Unless life is in danger, never fight a woman.
If you win, you lose.
If you lose, you lose.
I learned this in 6th grade when we had boxing gloves and me and all my friends boxed each other all the time. My best friend's younger sister kept insisting that we box. I kept declining, until everyone including her brother also insisted, calling me scared to fight a girl.
I don't even have to tell you how it ended; you know it didn't end well. It can't.
If you win, you lose.
If you lose, you lose.
I learned this in 6th grade when we had boxing gloves and me and all my friends boxed each other all the time. My best friend's younger sister kept insisting that we box. I kept declining, until everyone including her brother also insisted, calling me scared to fight a girl.
I don't even have to tell you how it ended; you know it didn't end well. It can't.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 5:06 pm to HECM62
Profit margins are irrelevant if proper cash flow isn’t sustained.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 5:09 pm to HECM62
Never leave your Yamaha Jet Boat running with a ski rope still in the water.
Sucked up a rope into the impellers in the middle of Lake Lewisville. 30 minutes of holding my breath for a minute and diving under the boat to cut out the rope, coming back out for air, back under, over and over until it was free. Ugh.
Sucked up a rope into the impellers in the middle of Lake Lewisville. 30 minutes of holding my breath for a minute and diving under the boat to cut out the rope, coming back out for air, back under, over and over until it was free. Ugh.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 5:34 pm to HECM62
Never trust your cousin when he tells you that the tomatoes in the field haven't been sprayed with pesticides yet and to go ahead and eat some.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 6:34 pm to HECM62
Never step over a PTO shaft.
Was auguring wheat into a grain bin. Stepped over a spinning PTO shaft between the tractor and augur and had my pant leg ripped off from the crotch down. Blessed I didn't even get a scratch or lose a leg.
Lord was watching over me that day. Still gives me chills thinking about it.
Was auguring wheat into a grain bin. Stepped over a spinning PTO shaft between the tractor and augur and had my pant leg ripped off from the crotch down. Blessed I didn't even get a scratch or lose a leg.
Lord was watching over me that day. Still gives me chills thinking about it.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 6:37 pm to JellyRoll
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I learned that lesson too when I was 3 using a fork.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 6:59 pm to HECM62
Don’t stick your dick in crazy
Posted on 7/1/26 at 7:35 pm to HECM62
Tim
Posted on 7/1/26 at 7:45 pm to HECM62
Love is costly and expensive af!
Posted on 7/1/26 at 7:48 pm to chinhoyang
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Don't smart off to someone who might whip your arse. Seventh grade, Mexican kid in El Paso rides his bike by my house. For no reason, I said "that sure is a shitty looking bike." He got off the bike, gave me a fair but complete arse whipping, then got on his bike and left.
It could be worse in El Paso. I once got into a dispute in a cantina, over a Mexican girl.
Posted on 7/1/26 at 7:50 pm to HECM62
Learned that I easily get motion sickness around 10 or so. Insisted on riding the Zipper at the local fair and had to lay down for an hour cause I couldn't walk after
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