re: What's Some "Mean" Nicknames You Remember People Having When You Were In School?

there was this kid 2 grades ahead of me they all called "Chunky Monkey". He was overweight, but not obese.

another guy 3 years ahead of me they called "Boo-Boo". He was definitely overweight. But had a good attitude about the nickname.

there was a ugly chick a year older they all called, "Harry Dan". Her first name was Dana or Dani or something along those lines. I assume you can guess why.

A kid a couple years younger (2 maybe) that was sort of overweight or stocky. The kids called him "No Neck" because he really didn't have much of a neck.

We called this chick “jaw bone” after she blew the whole basketball team.

There was kid in a motorized wheelchair that would pass by one of my classes in high school, we all called him speedy.

Played football with a guy we called “Stay Puft” because he was pale, tall, fat, and soft. He picked up that name after he started crying when a coach was yelling at him in practice.

My friend has had the nickname “Pep” since middle school. Pep is short for pepperoni, since he has a bad case of pepperoni nipples.

The only Asian kid I knew growing up got the nickname “Dong”, because of the character from Sixteen Candles. His name was John, he was born in America, spoke with no accent, and was of Korean ancestry (Dong was supposed to be Chinese, I think), but since we thought the name was hilarious and he was the only Asian kid we knew, he got pegged as “Dong”.

A friend hooked up with a girl in high school and we started calling her IHOP because he said she had pancake titties. She was a cute girl, we were just dicks at that age.

There was a rumor that a kid had 1 nut, and we called him The Uniballer. That was right around the time Ted Kaczynski was in the news for being the Unibomber.

Edit: Looking back on how mean we were, it makes me feel like shite. Hell, and weren’t even the mean kids.

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Oh my God! No wonder people hated school. None of the nicknames any of my friends gave/were given were that mean. Either we were not that big of dicks or I just never heard those names.

Now in college on the other hand we had some awful names for girls

one chick was dirty knees because she liked to give head

two girls had the same first and last names, so one was little jess and the other was big jess for obvious reasons.

Roach
Guppy (she looked/walked like a fish)
Crab
BaDooosh (the sound she would make if she jumped in a pool)
big black due was Lip to everyone.
Mullato dude with lots of freckles was Spotted Dog

There were two large readheaded girls that we called Big Red. One was slightly smaller so we called her 250, the other was 350.

We called one Vietnamese guy "Pearl" continually saying he did Pearl Harbor. We knew he was from Vietnam and knew it made no sense but we thought it was funny.

ETA: Forgot the town slut we called "Mud Cat"

In elementary school there was a kid that had a big head, so naturally we just called him "head".

Had a gal in my old neighborhood that was cockeyed. One eye looked straight ahead and the other veered to the left pretty hard. It didn't help that her self esteem was crap because of it and she took to being pretty promiscuous as a teen and got the nickname "Cockeyehoe"===a takeoff on cockaho the minnow used for bait.


And one guy lost a leg in an accident and for a while he sported a peg leg before his folks could afford a decent prosthesis. He was called "Track And A Dot".


ETA: Just remembered about "Howdy". He was an adult friend of mine that loved to steal motorcycles. One night while being chased by the cops he crashed the bike and face planted on the roadway. His lower lip rolled and tore straight down both sides to his chin. When he healed he looked like the Howdy Doody puppet with the articulating mouth.