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re: What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?

Posted on 11/28/21 at 10:37 am to
Posted by Me
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2003
4895 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 10:37 am to
Read a bunch of books until my only pair of glasses break.
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
14000 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 11:13 am to
Hire Lincoln Riley
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 11:16 am to
I'd father a new race of man-chimp hybrids.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
16563 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 11:20 am to
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What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?


According to some girl back in high school, I still wouldn’t get laid.
Posted by gmac8604
Green Bay, WI
Member since Jun 2012
1235 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 11:21 am to
Posted by LasVegasTiger
Idaho
Member since Apr 2008
8360 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 11:33 am to
Sounds quite delightful
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14781 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 11:46 am to
Rollerblade down the street equipped with a loincloth ladened with jingle bells while masturbating and waving one fist in the air.
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10803 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 11:49 am to
Look for a female corps that’s still warm
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
Member since Jul 2005
12837 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:10 pm to
Posted by TheDeathValley
New Orleans, LA
Member since Sep 2010
18938 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:15 pm to
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aye aye skipper


I have all the time in the world to find the APU bleed switch

I just need to list to start the damn thing. Like I said, I’m not necessarily planning on landing it lol
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
14529 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:17 pm to
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Hire Lincoln Riley

Spoiler alert: he won’t meet expectations.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35614 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:21 pm to
Tear down statues. After all, they're surely to blame for my predicament.
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7188 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:25 pm to
Drive around and fix all the ice cream machines at mcDonald's.
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19496 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:43 pm to
Go fishin’
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:49 pm to
Still wouldn’t get the vaccine
Posted by midlothianlsu
Midlothian, Texas
Member since Oct 2009
1666 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:51 pm to
Cut back to a 4 day work week
Posted by theone
LSU
Member since Nov 2005
1965 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:55 pm to
For sure fly some planes around. Would golf but no one is doing up keep so that would suck. Yup on sex dolls.

Creep the White House and government buildings. Try to nuke some stuff. I thinking it could get interesting trying to get into restricted areas of government buildings.

Drive formula 1 cars around tracks.
Posted by TheOtherSide
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2016
348 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 1:03 pm to
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Read a bunch of books until my only pair of glasses break.


A Twilight Zone reference where "A henpecked book lover finds himself blissfully alone with his books after a nuclear war." Then breaks his reading glasses.

Time Enough at Last

Posted by crispyUGA
Upstate SC
Member since Feb 2011
16093 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 1:06 pm to
I’d probably hang around for a little while, maybe try to find a flight simulator so I could teach myself to fly a plane. Then travel around the world seeing the shite I’ve always wanted to see. If I didn’t die learning how to fly a plane, then I’d probably kill myself after I’d seen all the things on my list. Even for a relatively solitary person like myself, I realize that the loneliness of being the last person on earth would be crippling.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49088 posts
Posted on 11/28/21 at 1:56 pm to
Masturbate outside
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