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Posted on 11/28/21 at 11:16 am to adp
I'd father a new race of man-chimp hybrids.
Posted on 11/28/21 at 11:20 am to adp
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What would you do if you were the last person on Earth?
According to some girl back in high school, I still wouldn’t get laid.
Posted on 11/28/21 at 11:46 am to adp
Rollerblade down the street equipped with a loincloth ladened with jingle bells while masturbating and waving one fist in the air.
Posted on 11/28/21 at 11:49 am to adp
Look for a female corps that’s still warm 

Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:15 pm to 777Tiger
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aye aye skipper
I have all the time in the world to find the APU bleed switch
I just need to list to start the damn thing. Like I said, I’m not necessarily planning on landing it lol
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:17 pm to pbro62
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Hire Lincoln Riley
Spoiler alert: he won’t meet expectations.
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:21 pm to Willie Stroker
Tear down statues. After all, they're surely to blame for my predicament.
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:25 pm to adp
Drive around and fix all the ice cream machines at mcDonald's.
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:49 pm to adp
Still wouldn’t get the vaccine
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:51 pm to adp
Cut back to a 4 day work week
Posted on 11/28/21 at 12:55 pm to MrFreakinMiyagi
For sure fly some planes around. Would golf but no one is doing up keep so that would suck. Yup on sex dolls.
Creep the White House and government buildings. Try to nuke some stuff. I thinking it could get interesting trying to get into restricted areas of government buildings.
Drive formula 1 cars around tracks.
Creep the White House and government buildings. Try to nuke some stuff. I thinking it could get interesting trying to get into restricted areas of government buildings.
Drive formula 1 cars around tracks.
Posted on 11/28/21 at 1:03 pm to Me
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Read a bunch of books until my only pair of glasses break.
A Twilight Zone reference where "A henpecked book lover finds himself blissfully alone with his books after a nuclear war." Then breaks his reading glasses.
Time Enough at Last
Posted on 11/28/21 at 1:06 pm to adp
I’d probably hang around for a little while, maybe try to find a flight simulator so I could teach myself to fly a plane. Then travel around the world seeing the shite I’ve always wanted to see. If I didn’t die learning how to fly a plane, then I’d probably kill myself after I’d seen all the things on my list. Even for a relatively solitary person like myself, I realize that the loneliness of being the last person on earth would be crippling.
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