Started By
Message

re: What would you do if time started going backwards?

Posted on 3/21/19 at 12:57 pm to
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85940 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 12:57 pm to
Anxiously await not dribbling every time I pee, and nice, firm erections.
Posted by BayouBlitz
Member since Aug 2007
18126 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

What would you do if time started going backwards? by Shane4689


Dude, I already answered this question tomorrow.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68451 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:13 pm to
quote:

What would you do if time started going backwards?

Not give a shite about deadlines
This post was edited on 3/21/19 at 1:27 pm
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15621 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:15 pm to
Return my Depends for some Huggies
Posted by Al R Bammer
Member since Jan 2019
61 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:25 pm to
Another 7 years in college with nothing to show for it
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14438 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:26 pm to
Is this an OweO alter?
This post was edited on 3/21/19 at 1:53 pm
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45775 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:26 pm to
quote:

When I get to 12 I hit the deck when my brother shoots an errant arrow. 
It's funny you still think it was errant.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29395 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

I'd start looking forward to slaying young highschool arse again in anticipation of turning 17 for the second time!



I want to be disgusted, but there are about 10 "ugly" (actually just unpopular) dimes I would definitely take to pound town.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
36771 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

When I get to 12 I hit the deck when my brother shoots an errant arrow. 

It's funny you still think it was errant.




Damn arrow took a sharp right turn.

10 years later, I would agree.
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45775 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 1:57 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132926 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:00 pm to
What if time isnt a single ribbon but and endless fractalization of moments in time. Like an infinite number of Groundhog Day’s all encapsulating a different chunk of what we call time?
This post was edited on 3/21/19 at 2:00 pm
Posted by Douglas Quaid
Mars
Member since Mar 2010
4118 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:03 pm to
is the rest of the world continuing forward in time in this scenario or am I reliving life in reverse?
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5927 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:26 pm to
It would really suck. You'd slowly lose everything you care about. Seriously, you'd slowly lose your kids, your spouse, career... everything you've worked for. It would be a literal hell going from what you have to having nothing of meaning.
Posted by Mr Clean
Power I-Formation
Member since Aug 2006
53037 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 2:34 pm to
Wear parachute pants?
Posted by dawgsjlw
shite hole with your momma
Member since Sep 2014
826 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 4:45 pm to
Probably two steps forward and one step back.
Posted by gumbo2176
Member since May 2018
19184 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 4:46 pm to
Hell no, I don't want to spend another 66 years on Earth.
Posted by EyeTwentyNole
Member since Mar 2015
4199 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 5:48 pm to
Posted by gmac8604
Green Bay, WI
Member since Jun 2012
1295 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 5:55 pm to
I guess my life would end with an orgasm. Not that bad, considering alternatives.
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18921 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 6:01 pm to
Start taking Kaopectate everyday to avoid the reverse shits.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
135016 posts
Posted on 3/21/19 at 6:14 pm to
Would my countdown to retirement stop too?
first pageprev pagePage 2 of 3Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on X, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookXInstagram