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What would you baws do in the event of a pirate attack?
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:05 am
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:05 am
I give it a 99% chance ol boy got laid within 24 hours of this happening.
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:06 am to trentw
I would have her shiver me timber
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:09 am to texn
quote:He got the booty.
I give it a 99% chance ol boy got laid within 24 hours of this happening.

Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:09 am to texn
quote:
I would have her shiver me timber
Yarr, matey!
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:12 am to trentw
Arrrr, this is where I parked me schooner
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:55 am to trentw
Darcy is a grown-assed man. He didn't waste a second on thinking about flight or surrender.
Be like Darcy.
Be like Darcy.
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:05 am to trentw
Pull out my firearm and start the boat. I've had unknown boats approach at night in the Gulf before and did just this.
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:23 am to trentw
Chant a pirate shanty and drink all the rum
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:23 am to SixthAndBarone
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Pull out my firearm and start the boat.
Not a chance in hell would i set sail around the world without at least a rifle and pistol and at least 1000rds of 5.56.
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:25 am to elprez00
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Not a chance in hell would i set sail around the world without at least a rifle and pistol and at least 1000rds of 5.56.
used carry a small arsenal when I lived in Fl, and something with enough smash to penetrate an engine block is recommended
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:29 am to jaytothen
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Chant a pirate shanty and drink all the rum
Welllllllllll
Grab yer ankles and grab your oars,
Cause we'll rape and we'll rape, and we'll rape some more,
We'll bugger your bum til your bunghole's sore
Yes we love Rum and Rumpin,
Well we'll bugger your mates, cause we think they're swell,
Well we won't ask and we probably won't tell,
And hell, guess we'll bugger your lass as well,
Cause we love Rumpy Pumpin
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:32 am to SixthAndBarone
It’s a shame nearly all Nations other than America don’t allow people on boats to carry guns to protect against pirates.
And I know the OT will just say “Hide the guns from the Bahamian (or whoever) government officials and boat inspectors, but those guys find guns for a living.
And I know the OT will just say “Hide the guns from the Bahamian (or whoever) government officials and boat inspectors, but those guys find guns for a living.
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:34 am to bird35
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but those guys find guns for a living.
a c-note and a case of Budweiser usually forgoes that process
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:46 am to trentw
Videos like this make me wish he just broke out a thompson or a full auto AR15 and sprayed the pirates away. shite a sawed off 12 gauge would have done wonders here as well.
Do you get in trouble for carrying a cutlass or a really big fricking knife? Last thing i would want out in open water like that is nothing but my dick in my hands.
Do you get in trouble for carrying a cutlass or a really big fricking knife? Last thing i would want out in open water like that is nothing but my dick in my hands.
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:49 am to trentw
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What would you baws do in the event of a pirate attack?
If we are being honest, hide and cry.

Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:56 am to HoustonChick86
Good for those two for their actions, but I also notice how much time was spent telling the audience about the additional videos they are going to release about this. So while I'll assume this is actually true (it could very easily not be), a lot of this seems to be for likes and clicks.
Is it illegal or something to carry weapons on international waters? I'm trying to think of any sane reasons as to why someone traveling like this would choose to not be armed with small weaponry at the very least.
Is it illegal or something to carry weapons on international waters? I'm trying to think of any sane reasons as to why someone traveling like this would choose to not be armed with small weaponry at the very least.
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:58 am to trentw
join or die (fighting)
probably try and join and add my boat to the operation.
depends on their stockpile of RPG-7's.
probably try and join and add my boat to the operation.
depends on their stockpile of RPG-7's.
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:59 am to CocomoLSU
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Is it illegal or something to carry weapons on international waters?
you’d be crazy no to
Posted on 12/17/24 at 12:00 pm to trentw
What happened to Bison Dele?
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