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What would you baws do in the event of a pirate attack?

Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:05 am
Posted by trentw
Member since Aug 2015
199 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:05 am

I give it a 99% chance ol boy got laid within 24 hours of this happening.
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4005 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:06 am to
I would have her shiver me timber
Posted by North Dallas Tiger
United States of America
Member since Mar 2024
13008 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:09 am to
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I give it a 99% chance ol boy got laid within 24 hours of this happening.
He got the booty.
Posted by trentw
Member since Aug 2015
199 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:09 am to
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I would have her shiver me timber


Yarr, matey!
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130097 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:12 am to
Arrrr, this is where I parked me schooner
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
32666 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 10:55 am to
Darcy is a grown-assed man. He didn't waste a second on thinking about flight or surrender.

Be like Darcy.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
9879 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:05 am to
Pull out my firearm and start the boat. I've had unknown boats approach at night in the Gulf before and did just this.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
7594 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:23 am to
Chant a pirate shanty and drink all the rum
Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
30651 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:23 am to
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Pull out my firearm and start the boat.

Not a chance in hell would i set sail around the world without at least a rifle and pistol and at least 1000rds of 5.56.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82921 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:25 am to
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Not a chance in hell would i set sail around the world without at least a rifle and pistol and at least 1000rds of 5.56.



used carry a small arsenal when I lived in Fl, and something with enough smash to penetrate an engine block is recommended
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
130097 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:29 am to
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Chant a pirate shanty and drink all the rum



Welllllllllll
Grab yer ankles and grab your oars,
Cause we'll rape and we'll rape, and we'll rape some more,
We'll bugger your bum til your bunghole's sore
Yes we love Rum and Rumpin,

Well we'll bugger your mates, cause we think they're swell,
Well we won't ask and we probably won't tell,
And hell, guess we'll bugger your lass as well,
Cause we love Rumpy Pumpin
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13091 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:32 am to
It’s a shame nearly all Nations other than America don’t allow people on boats to carry guns to protect against pirates.

And I know the OT will just say “Hide the guns from the Bahamian (or whoever) government officials and boat inspectors, but those guys find guns for a living.

Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82921 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:34 am to
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but those guys find guns for a living.


a c-note and a case of Budweiser usually forgoes that process
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
14392 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:36 am to
Find the rum of course!
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
3716 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:46 am to
Videos like this make me wish he just broke out a thompson or a full auto AR15 and sprayed the pirates away. shite a sawed off 12 gauge would have done wonders here as well.

Do you get in trouble for carrying a cutlass or a really big fricking knife? Last thing i would want out in open water like that is nothing but my dick in my hands.
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
58853 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:49 am to
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What would you baws do in the event of a pirate attack?

If we are being honest, hide and cry.
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
153720 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:56 am to
Good for those two for their actions, but I also notice how much time was spent telling the audience about the additional videos they are going to release about this. So while I'll assume this is actually true (it could very easily not be), a lot of this seems to be for likes and clicks.

Is it illegal or something to carry weapons on international waters? I'm trying to think of any sane reasons as to why someone traveling like this would choose to not be armed with small weaponry at the very least.
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
17344 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:58 am to
join or die (fighting)

probably try and join and add my boat to the operation.

depends on their stockpile of RPG-7's.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
82921 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 11:59 am to
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Is it illegal or something to carry weapons on international waters?


you’d be crazy no to
Posted by ChestRockwell
In the heart of horse country
Member since Jul 2021
5846 posts
Posted on 12/17/24 at 12:00 pm to
What happened to Bison Dele?
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