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re: What would the 40yr old you tell the 20yr old you?

Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:25 am to
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az via La
Member since Feb 2006
13360 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 3:25 am to
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
Top shelf drinks only
Be frugal but not cheap
Never buy a new car
Don’t try to keep up with your neighbors
Never ask the OT about what men are wearing etc
Open the door for ladies
Posted by 2geaux
Georgia
Member since Feb 2008
2769 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 5:20 am to
Invest $10k in Microsoft!
Posted by porkrind
Hog Jaw
Member since Apr 2012
950 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:09 am to
Summer has herpes and invest in bitcoin
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
45298 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:18 am to
Don't get married and lower your standards...a lot.

TLDR-single+low standards=lots of sex
Posted by bayou choupique
the banks of bayou choupique
Member since Oct 2014
1848 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:20 am to
get our of your comfort zone and make more friends and see the world.
fish and much as you can.
start investing day one.
buy a house as soon as you can afford it.
dont settle for any girl that comes around, it has the be the right one.
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:21 am to
Move to a new city every two years, two years max!
Posted by EastBankTiger
A little west of Hoover Dam
Member since Dec 2003
21661 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 6:56 am to
40 year old me:

We just turned 60. If you think that seeing yourself 20 years older was a shock...

20 year old me:

I'm gonna need a few drinks before we proceed...
Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
7065 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 7:22 am to
The 20 yr old me would tell the 40 year old me, “you’re such an idiot”
Posted by heypaul
The O-T Lounge
Member since May 2008
38424 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:22 am to
How did that happen?
Posted by Duffnshank
Member since Jan 2019
929 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 10:58 am to
Same for me
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8362 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:02 am to
Stop stressing out so much about stupid crap.

Don’t worry so much about what unimportant people think.

Find Jesus and read the Bible.
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20733 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:09 am to
quote:

Avoid the whores





quote:

find a nice girl at church





Does not compute.
Posted by PeteRose
Hall of Fame
Member since Aug 2014
18293 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:12 am to
Most 20yr old would listen but probably forget everything the next day. Most 20 years old worry about getting laid, partying. Probably thinking “whatever old man” as you’re telling them.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
17047 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:44 am to
I would burn into my 20 year old memory not to leave the house on two future dates.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70467 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 11:47 am to
quote:

Fat girls give the best head




I already knew that at 20
Posted by John Milner
Member since Jan 2015
7999 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 12:01 pm to
spend more time on your music and less time and energy drinking and drugging
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
42650 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 12:09 pm to
Lay off the blow
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
50004 posts
Posted on 3/14/19 at 12:13 pm to
quote:

Avoid the whores and find a nice girl at church
. There are more whores in church than on the street and that is just a fact.
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